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Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

Midnight Shadow said:
i am thinking of making a roleplay. pika mew would you and saphi like to help?
Sure! :)

Shadow Scizor said:
Read the bolds:
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OMGZ! *gasp* Big Birdz iz, liek, trieing too comoonicat soamthig!!! O.O *falls into a burning ring of fire*
 
*everyones cell phones ring*
me: weird i don't even have a cell phone!
Jermey(Code LYOKO): it might be a X.A.N.A. Attack Aelita is still in LYOKO i will try to contact her.
me: okay. i have a huge felling we are going to need a huge amount of peopple to deactivate this tower. if X.A.N.A. is behind this!
 
*gets a chair and walks into the woods with it*
Me: That idiot bird's not gonna jump out in front of me this time... if he's still alive.
*there's a rustle in a bush and Big Bird hops out*
Big Bird: NUM*I smack his head with the chair*
Me: DIE! *keeps hitting him with the chair*
Big Bird: *bleeds* num.....*gets hit*...ba...*gets hit again*rz...... *gets hit yet again*
Me: DIE ALREADY!!!! *puts the chair up to his neck and steps on it, hoping to decappitate him*
Big Bird: num..............
Me: STFU AND DIE! *hits him again*
Big Bird:.......
Me: Yay! He died! *puts his body in a pond and runs*
 
Jermie(Code):it is XANA! he attack netbattle. Aelita Dogboy is coming solo
Aelita: okay
Jermie(Code): TRANSFER, Dogboy2709!
SCANNER!
VIRTULIZATION!
 
*the pond starts bubbling and Big Bird comes out in a wetsuit attached to a giant clock with duck feet*
Big Bird: TICK TOCK NUMBARZ!
 
Nooo how can you be back we killed you yesterday!
Big Bird: NUMBAZ COUNT THE $#&*IN NUMBAZ!!!
Me: NOOO WHY *slams him with a rock* WON'T *throws rock* YOU LEAVE ME *gets gun* ME ALONE *BANG!*
Big Bird: NUMBAZ!
 
When Garfield Goes Bad!
Jessy: Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!
James: Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Garfield: Garfield! That's right!

Meowth Rush!
Eggman Nega: Get ready to be schooled!

*Meowth dodges the machine's attack and beats Eggman Nega*

Meowth: My enemies always fall before me.

Jon's Lasagna
Jon: [takes a pan of lasanga out of oven] This looks delicious! [puts lasanga on table]

*smell drifts toward Blaze, who wakes up, heads for the lasanga, and eats it*

Jon: And again...
Blaze: Sorry, Jon, but I've never met a lasanga I didn't like.
 
WTH? big bird never says numbuz..... your watching some bootleg seseame street =P
 
Piratecopyingisillegalifyouarewatchingaoiratecopyswitchitoffnowandstamponittillitbraks


hahahaifooledyouintobreakingyourfavouritedvd!!!
 
*big bird is in a wetsuit attached to a giant clock with duck feet*
Big Bird: TICK TOCK NUMBARZ!!!!!!!!!!!!! *the clock comes after me with him attached*
Me: Omg... JUST STFU ALREADY! *takes out a bazooka and starts shooting him*
Big Bird: *explodes*
Me: DIE!!!! *shoots the pieces, puts them in a bag, and throws them in the marianna trench*
*3 months later*
*the bag washes up on shore*
Me: Oooo, a bag! Let's see what's inside! *opens it and sees Big Bird*
Me: HOW THE H3LL?!?!
Big Bird: NUMBARZ!!!!!!
Me: WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!?!?!?!?!?! *stabs him with a machette, shoots him 5 times, and slams his head into a car*
 
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