Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

[Rai]

Squee~ Bow down to them! Or they will pinkify you, too!

 

[viridian doubletongue]

NO! must resist evil pink cat hypnotic powers!!! *bows down* I CAN'T! *psychicly calls forth my army of red & black dogs* come to me my minions!


*Evil laugh* mwahahahahahahaha mwahahahahahahaha!

 

[Karasu]

Hey Rai,let me rephrase that:
Shadow Scizor: Mwhahaha! They will strangle themselves with non- kawaii pinkness! XD

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Gigidi Gigidi Gigidi!!! Ooh riiiight!

 

[Karasu]

DIE, QUAGMIRE! *attacks DM with a rubber wrench*

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Gigidi Ow Gigidi Ow Gigidi Ow. Red & Black mutts, maul him & feast on his till warm eyes.

 

[Karasu]

Nyuuu! *throws plastic grenades at them*

 

[viridian doubletongue]

THERE'S NO POINT!!! THEY ARE INVINCIBLE!!! mwahahahahahahaha mwahahahahahahaha mwahahahahahahaha mwahahahahahahaha mwahahahahahahaha mwahahahahahahaha mwahahahahahahaha mwahahahahahahaha mwahahahahahahaha mwahahahahahahaha mwahahahahahahaha mwahahahahahahaha

 

[Karasu]

Then this is the only way. *summons 1200 of Rai's pink cat creatures*

 

[viridian doubletongue]

NO! NO!!!! NYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! Fly my prettys!! Fly!!! *Red & Black dogs Grow wings*

 

[Karasu]

Cat things: NO NAN NYA!
Me: O.O *gets in a rocket ship and flies to another galaxy*

 

[viridian doubletongue]

I WON!!! I WON!!!! I WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!*gets stratched into millions of pieces by pink-cats* I lost...............

 

[Karasu]

I'm safe up here... *gazes out the porthole* Oooo, look at the sta---WTF IS THAT?! *a giant meteor shaped like one of the cat things flies by* O.O

 

[viridian doubletongue]

O.O too. I'm a rocketman, not the man I used to be, I'm a rocketman.

 

[Karasu]

*the meteor follows the ship* GAAAAH! GO AWAY!!!! *goes at full speed, the ship quickly runs out of fuel and gets stuck in orbit* NYUUUU!!!!! *puts on a space suit and floats out of the ship, the meteor comes after me* NYUUU!!!!!

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Space cadets-Boldly going No-where!

Me is going now!

 

[Karasu]

Oh god... it's coming! *the meteor comes closer and fires a tractor beam, which sucks me into it* NYUUUU!!! *it's all pink inside and full of cat things*
Me: DIE! *takes out a laser gun and shoots some*
Cat: NA NO NYA! *a pink beam comes through the air*
Me: *ducks and it hits a wall* DIE!!! *shoots more*

 

[Alter Ego]

*Charges in with a stretched-looking rubber band around his waist*

OMG I'M HERE! O_O

QUICK! CHANGE EVERYTHING BEFORE I'M REPLACE-

*Yanked back by rubber band*

TOO LATE! GOODBYEEEEE!

 

[Karasu]

Me: *looks at AE* O.o *the cats attack*
Cat things: NA NA NYA NO!
Me: DIE! *shoots them*
*the wall explodes and Kool Aid is standing there*
Kool Aid: OHHHH YEA!!!
Cats: NYAYAYNOANANA! *attack him*
Me: Now's my chance! *gets in on of their ships and goes back to Earth*

 

[Alter Ego]

*Crawls in looking utterly blasted*

The turnips...I swear...never again...there's no place for a sea lion in this cruel world. *Cries* No place at all...

*Is charged by horde of cats*

Ahh...just like mum used to make them. ^^