Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

Midnight Shadow said:
*gets lifted up by the force and thrown through a second story with. i land on the ground unconscious with a shard of glass sticking out of my me and 3 ribs broken.around the glass wound blood is seeping into the ground*
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SHADOW!!!!!!! NUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!! *crashes through window* SHADOW!!!! SHADOW!!!!!!! SPEAK TO ME!!!!!!!! *performs CPR*
 
Woah midnight you don't look so good are you ok?
Kool-Aid: oh Oh OH YEAH!
Me: what do you mean that he only has 2 hours to live get him to a hospital kool-aid!
Kool-Aid: OH YEAH!
 
*i open my snought and blood bubbles up through my mouth* ....... *i convulse with pain*
 
Midnight Shadow said:
*i open my snought and blood bubbles up through my mouth* ....... *i convulse with pain*
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NOO!!!! I don't want you to be hurt! ;; Wait, I have an idea.... *grabs horse talisman and presses it against Midnight's bloody chest*
 
*i heal but i remain unconscious and with the glass shard stuck in me, healed into me.*
 
*grabs the shard with her wolfox jaw and pulls it out, gently but swiftly, like the ripping of a band-aid* There, it's out.... *puts the horse talisman back to Midnight's chest so that the wound from the shard will heal over*
 
*i lay sleeping and four small images appear on me in circles, like talismons. one between my eyes, tw bhind my eaars and one on my chest. snake, rabbit, monkey and ox* ...... *the snake flashes and i dissapear*
 
*similarly, four images appear on me in my wolfox form: a rooster, a dog, a rat, and a pig. the rooster talisman begins to glow and I start floating*
 
*i reapear awake and alert behind you and i leap at you and lick your snout*
 
*I lick you back and nip playfully at your ear, then run off to see if you can catch me*
 
*i smile and start running after you slowly* hey no fair! *in a flash i am a few metres in front of you aand have a monkey tail*
 
My powers suckish. >.> I hate zem. *levitates a boulder and drops it on herself* Darn, my immortality means I can't die! *heat beams the boulder and runs off*
 
*appeares from nowhere and sees a horrible scene before his eyes* what did you do to that telephone, you heartless fiend?
 
Spoony~Chan said:
Zzzzzzz...
Huh...? Wha...? *kills telephone* Alright, who hit me with this telephone!?!?
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It was...uh...him. *points to random bystander*
 
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