Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

[Amy-chan]

You ate me tacos? ;; *grabs a knife and stabs the vampiric marshmallow through the heart with a steak* And that was no spelling mistake, either. o.o

 

[viridian doubletongue]

DEGENATRON!!! Tired of Dad "no-one wants to hear your stupid Vietnam stories!!!!" Tired of Mom "do you want to play outside or read a book?" "NOOOOOOOOOO" Well then get DEGENERATRON!!! you'll never go to school again!

 

[Amy-chan]

DEGENATRON!!! Tired of Dad "no-one wants to hear your stupid Vietnam stories!!!!" Tired of Mom "do you want to play outside or read a book?" "NOOOOOOOOOO" Well then get DEGENERATRON!!! you'll never go to school again!

Yay, you're on! ^^ No school???? WOOT!!!!!!!!! *gets in line*

 

[viridian doubletongue]

You'll have to beat me to get one &.....'o' there's only one left! *runs to Degenatron*

 

[Amy-chan]

NUUU!!!!! *runs in slow motion, stumbles on a ladybug*

 

[viridian doubletongue]

HAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA IIIIIII GOOOOOOTT IIIITTTTTTTT!!!!!!! *stumbles on own legs in slow motion*

 

[Amy-chan]

*trips over several chairs, drops down three stories, and lands in a garbage truck* Curse you, Superman! *gets carried away to the dump*

 

[viridian doubletongue]

*falls on DEGENATRON breaks it beyond repair & fall off cliff right next to broken DEGENATRON*. Meh...I'll just use these broken bones as an excuse to get off school.

 

[Amy-chan]

Or how about we just call our Inferi and Greater Dead armies and make war on the teachers? *turns into thestral form*

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Again? well it was fun the last few times. *transforms* lets set a boggart on the teachers & sees what happens.

 

[Amy-chan]

Again? well it was fun the last few times. *transforms* lets set a boggart on the teachers & sees what happens.

Okay! *watches as boggart turns into the principal*

 

[viridian doubletongue]

So the FBC won't let me be so let me be me so let me see.

*summons hish* now to put them in detention.

I wonder what the draught of living death actually does(?????)

 

[Amy-chan]

Hmmm.... *drinks it* ARGH!!!! *everything goes black* I think I'm in heaven....no wait there'd be less fire there....... *sees demons and skeletons screeching and screaming* Yep, heaven most definitely.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

*drivrs a car intoi the sea* you see what happen when you use sat nav.......
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[viridian doubletongue]

Catch *throws felix felicis* see what happens when you drink it all.

 

[Amy-chan]

*drinks it* Oooh look, a scratched lottery card with all the right numbers!

 

[viridian doubletongue]

What luck! *swipes lottery ticket*. Oho.

 

[Amy-chan]

Ju meanie! You stole my lucky thing! Dat could have been turned into a life supply of popcorn, or a giant upside-down gingerbread house! ;; *cries*

 

[viridian doubletongue]

*cashes in money* don't cry or I'll.......do something *gives pika-mew unlimited credit card*.

 

[Amy-chan]

Yay! ^^ *wastes it all on random stuff such as post-its, snail plushies, and cat scratchposts* Thankies!