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Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

Kix: Well yeah anybody hungry?
Mr. T: foo, I'm hungry
Sasuke: You guys are weak
Burger King: Wake up with the King!
 
Forrest Gump: I MISS BUBBA!!!!!!!!! ;.; *runs into a wall and kills himself*
Cinnamon: I AM CINNAMON!!!! *hops into a cereal bowl and gets smashed by a spoon*
Kid: Oh god, what's this sticky brown stuff on the bottom of the spoon? *eats it* Nummy!
 
*eats a spoon*
I am MARIO!
Me: Its a me a MARIO!
Luigi: hey a Mario takea a mea toa a geta somea pizzaa
Me: ok because its a me a MARIO
Kool-aid: SHUT UP!
 
Bloop: IT's a bLOop A wEirD pooCHEyeNa
Krab o Krust: LOLZ AND I IZ A KRAB H00 EETS KRUST AND WEIRD POOCHEYENAS *attacks Bloop*
Bloop: LUCHA LIBRE!!!!! *kicks him in the abdomen and throws him into a garbage can, which gets run over by Ungar the Dung*
Ungar: Uhhhhh.... yup...
 
Ash: I choose you Kool Aid
Kool Aid: Oh yeah!!!!!
Lucky Charms: will he ever catch my lucky charms?
 
*Django comes and finds shademan*
Django: Shademan! i had of of this! you are going down!
ShadeMan:: MWHAHAHAHA! let me see you try!
Django: Okay! *puts ShadeMan in a coffin
Master Otenkno: now 1..2...3
Django: TAYILOHH!!!!!
 
Lucky Leprechuan: YE WILL NEVER CATCH ME LUCKY CHARMS! *fuses with Trix Rabbit again and forms Lix Leprebit*
Lix: *runs into the woods and farts*
 
Django: *fuses with MegaMan to form DjangoMan!*
DjangoMan: TAYIOHHHHHHH!! *uses GunDelSol the Solar gun on Lix Leprebit
 
Lix: Ooo, them kids is coming! *shoots them*
Kids: NYUUUU!!!!! GIVE US YOUR CEREAL BEFORE WE----*die*
Lix: MAHAHAHAHAHA! *eats the cereal*
 
DjangoMan: TAYIOHHHHHHH!! *uses GunDelSol the Solar gun on Lix Leprebit*
Lan: Now i fuse! *fuses with DjangoMan to form DjangoLanMan!
DjangoLanMan:TAYIOHHHHHHH!! *runs after Lix Leprebit*
 
DjangoLanMan: *Doges* woah that was close!
Trix: *fuses with Lucky charms to become Trix Charms!
Trix Charms: Come on kids eat me!
Kids: oh boy! Trix Charms! Yummy!
 
Elf 2: I help*gets shot*
Elf 82938: I hump*gets shot*
Elf 43457324589235825: I like to eat smelly*gets shot*
Me: WHEN WILL THIS END!?!?!!?!
 
Elf 3: I like big buts and I cannot *gets shot*
Elf 23: I help someone wipe *gets shot*
Elf 55: I am a contestant on American Idol *gets shot*
Elf 89: I am GOZILLA *does'nt gets shot but gets smashed*
Me: I don't know Shadow but its fun shooting them!
 
Elf 6: I like eggs *gets shot*
Elf 834: I like poop *gets shot*
Elf 38: loapaoapoaoapaoapo*gets shot*
Elf 7820: sdrawckab klat I *gets shot
Me: I guess it is a bit entertaining... Wait, let me get my sniper rifle!
 
Elf 99: I saw king kong *gets shot*
Elf 122: I rhyme and I *gets shot*
Elf 155: I lost my glasses can you *gets shot*
Elf 199: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *gets shot*
Elf 266: Im really Kool-Aid in disguise can you help me?
Me: Yes
Elf 266: Ok first we need to *gets shot*
Me: cool can I use the sniper after you I only have a rocket launcher
 
Trix Charms: Elfs eat me!

Elfs: YEAH!!!! *goes to eat the ceral

me: *Shoots the Elfs* it is fun!!!!!
 
Me: sure, why not? *gives the rifel to BB and takes out a grenade launcher*
Elf 6675309: MY NUMBER IS A SONG FROM THE 80'S! *gets shot*
Elf 168: GIVE ME YOUR POOP *gets shot*
Elf 7626: I'm a rhynestone cowboy! *gets shot*
Elf 345: sum peepul say im a n00b but tats not troo, iz it *gets shot*
Me: *gets in a Lamborghini Diablo and runs 234, 574, 8182, and 1928 over*
 
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