Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

[IceKitten]

*fires something out of the Annihilator at you* oO

 

[Doctor Zoidberg]

Woop, woop, woop, woop, woop!
*scuttles in*
Woop, woop, woop, woop, woop!
*scuttles out*

 

[IceKitten]

*throws a Doctor Zoidberg at a bin*

 

[Doctor Zoidberg]

*lands in bin*
Hey there's a half eaten hot dog in here! Anyone want it!
*gets taken by alien autopsyists*

*an hour later after a whole heap of talking*
Hey don't cut that! I need that to speak!
*guys look at each other and begin cut faster*

 

[IceKitten]

Is it your vocal cord?

 

[Doctor Zoidberg]

Is it your vocal cord?

*escapes* Probably is... *tapes body back together and finds another heart* Oh no that's my... *gags and falls down* Gotcha! *comes back up*

 

[Lion Heart]

*Fires a Wooper at Zoidberg*

*Fires a Quagsire at aliens*

*Jumps out of Alien plane and............
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....splats on the ground*

 

[IceKitten]

What have I told you about sky diving without a parachute, trooper!

*gives LH his first weapon*

LH: And what am I supposed to do with this feather?

 

[Doctor Zoidberg]

*Fires a Wooper at Zoidberg*

*Fires a Quagsire at aliens*

*Jumps out of Alien plane and............
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....splats on the ground*

*eats Wooper* Hmmm... That tastes good. Just like stale marshmellows! *cherry appears for no apparent reason* Oh! And a cherry! *eats*

 

[Lion Heart]

Hey, I never realised I didn't have a parachute.

Zoidberg probably ATE it.

*Somehow pops up behind alien fellas again*

*Attempts to STAB feather into them*

*Alien turns around.. angrily*

Ah, gee.. IT WAS ALL TIGS FAULT DONT HURT ME

*Rolls up into little defensive ball on ground*

 

[IceKitten]

I gave you a feather... >.>

 

[Doctor Zoidberg]

*runs up to stab Lion Heart with claws*
You've been annoying me lately!
*makes a "Z" on his shirt and then puts "Dr" next to it*

 

[IceKitten]

*eats it*

 

[Lion Heart]

*Looks at my now wrecked shirt*

How'd you make the Z glow?

*Chicken appears on Z's head*

What the..?

 

[IceKitten]

*eats it*

*eats it*

*eats it*

*eats it*

*eats it*

*eats it*

 

[Lion Heart]

:O

You ate the chicken!!

*Mario pops up and eats KIRBY*

 

[Doctor Zoidberg]

*easts Mario* MUHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lion Heart]

EH!

*Ground rumbles from a humongous Volcanic Eruption*

Heh.. I farted.

*Sticks hand straight through Z's stomach and wrenches Mario back out*

Might wanna fix that hole you got there buddy.

 

[IceKitten]

*fires a Nitro Eruptor through Z's hole*

 

[Lion Heart]

HEY!

Watch where you aim that thing gee..

*Looks at Z's stomach hole*

WASN'T ME.

*Puts a spike on the hammer that the smiley face in Tig's sig is hitting itself with*

Heh, now you can feel PAIN buddy.