White_Winter_Wolf
Sasuke's Female Reincarnation!
- 647
- Posts
- 20
- Years
- Age 32
- The bush with feet following Sasuke
- Seen Dec 22, 2006
Hey! This just a short one-shot I came up with so enjoy!
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"Luke, I am your father!" Luke looked at Vader confused and did a classic anime sweatdrop.
"And I'm engaged to Hon. Of course your not my father!"
"Are too."
"Are not."
"Are too!"
"Are not!"
"Are too!!!"
"Are not!!!"
"ARE TOO!!!!!!!!"
"Okay, okay. I beleive you." Vader wiped his brow and looked at Luke.
"All this Arguing has made me thirsty, wanna get a decafe mocha chino?"
"Love one, Daddy'O."
"Daddy'O? I like it."
Evil Villian Cafe (looks like a Starbucks painted black and red)
Luke slurped is mocha chino and looked at Vader, "Sooo, if your my father, where's my mom?"
"Well, Padme only wanted me for my looks..." Luke snorted out chino from his nose. "What! I was very handsome!"
"Sure dad, whatever you say."
"Anyway, so we broke up then she had you. Padme was very pretty, but my heart belonged to another."
"Who?"
"Yoda." Luke faints.
Some evil place (I have no clue)
Luke opened his eyes and looked out his helmet. 'Huh... I don't remember falling alsleep herrrr... Helmet!'
"You like it?" Luke at the mirror Vader held open and saw they looked exactly alike.
"Actully, yes."
"Good boy. Now what to call you? Darth... Nickel, no... smiley, nope...um..."
"How about Darth Spader?"
"Love it!" So Darth Vader and Darth Spader/Luke left the room to live evily ever after... The End, I think. :D
~*~*~
"Luke, I am your father!" Luke looked at Vader confused and did a classic anime sweatdrop.
"And I'm engaged to Hon. Of course your not my father!"
"Are too."
"Are not."
"Are too!"
"Are not!"
"Are too!!!"
"Are not!!!"
"ARE TOO!!!!!!!!"
"Okay, okay. I beleive you." Vader wiped his brow and looked at Luke.
"All this Arguing has made me thirsty, wanna get a decafe mocha chino?"
"Love one, Daddy'O."
"Daddy'O? I like it."
Evil Villian Cafe (looks like a Starbucks painted black and red)
Luke slurped is mocha chino and looked at Vader, "Sooo, if your my father, where's my mom?"
"Well, Padme only wanted me for my looks..." Luke snorted out chino from his nose. "What! I was very handsome!"
"Sure dad, whatever you say."
"Anyway, so we broke up then she had you. Padme was very pretty, but my heart belonged to another."
"Who?"
"Yoda." Luke faints.
Some evil place (I have no clue)
Luke opened his eyes and looked out his helmet. 'Huh... I don't remember falling alsleep herrrr... Helmet!'
"You like it?" Luke at the mirror Vader held open and saw they looked exactly alike.
"Actully, yes."
"Good boy. Now what to call you? Darth... Nickel, no... smiley, nope...um..."
"How about Darth Spader?"
"Love it!" So Darth Vader and Darth Spader/Luke left the room to live evily ever after... The End, I think. :D