Steal the Mew game!

[DXrobots]

Ariados uses spider web to tie up and capture mew, then I my electrode explodes for no reason

 

[Greeneflower]

Ray The Pikachu uses T-Bolt on Ariados and unties Mew, and then I fly away on my Pidgeot. :D

 

[bigguy99]

Stormblade the Scyther, on Lugia's back, flies up to Pidgeot and knocks it out, stealing Mew. Saur the Venusaur and Singe the Typhlosion then take Mew and Use Petal Dance and Lava Plume to cause a swirling forestfire as a sheild.

 

[A Peppermint Nightmare]

Then Dugtrio uses dig to make a tunnel under the shield and brings Mew to my Gyrados who guards him at the bottom of the ocean

 

[Lucariotoes]

That is, until I teach my own Gyarados the move Dive and we reclaim the Mew, who slaps my Gyarados for eating it previously. Sadly, that slap was actually a Mega Punch and it KO's my Gyarados, and we drift to the surface and wind up in...

...Glitch City!!!!!1one

 

[A Peppermint Nightmare]

So then I use my missingno at Lv. 164 to get into glitch city, but the use of missingno cause there to be an infinite amount of copies of mew flying around

 

[s_a_l_poke]

Well then I just take one and run off. No one will notice!

 

[DXrobots]

I press Up + SELECT + B Button to erase the missingno and all saved data

 

[s_a_l_poke]

...but I still have the Mew.

 

[bigguy99]

I then have Saur and singe use their forest fire combo to knock you out, and Lugia steals Mew and takes it to the bottom of the Whirl Islands.

 

[Lucariotoes]

And once more, I Dive down with a revived Gyarados, knock out Lugia with my Espeon using Shadow Ball and my Electrode using Thunderbolt, then obtain teh mewisness.

 

[teng23]

i talk to the old guy in viridian city, surf the left side of cinnabar, defeat missingo and get infinite master balls. then i throw them at not only mew, but all the pokemon around it, and also at you, i feel they can catch people also...

 

[yaya0]

I delete the save files of everyone on the planet.

 

[torchicexplorer]

As im new, I just snatch it off you and walk away while my darkrai imprisions you in a nightmare forever. ta!

 

[TheBigMan0706]

Mr.Mime uses Trick to swap mew with an angry voltorb, and imprisons you in a prison of barriers

 

[i stoped playing after crystal]

i use my mew to luer your mew to me

 

[MrGhost]

I catch your mew in a HAX0RZ Master ball using the snag machine and then snatch the mew while it is confused.
I surf to olivine on a Feraligator and ride away on a moped!

 

[TheBigMan0706]

an Electrode self destructs near the moped, and I catch mew