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Steal The Shaymin Game!

As you turn off a light switch to happily fall asleep with your newly obtained Shaymin, I come out of the dead blonde girl in your closet and scare the shiz out of you with my AAAAAAあああああ before grabbing Shaymin and sending it to the alternate dimension anything that comes into contact with me goes to. But for technicalities sake, I still has Shaymin! :D
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A Mightyena comes and attacks all of you, except for the Shaymin of course, which then brings it back to me.
 
Lucario used Close Combat!
It's super effective!
The foe's Mightyena fainted!

Now I'll clone multiple Shaymins, so nobody knows which is the real one >D

...unless that ruins the game. Otherwise, I'll just be a sissy and run away with Shaymin :/
 
I kidnap Professor Oak and use his Pokemon knowledge to find the correct Shaymin. I throw all the clones (and Oak) into a lava pit just to stop things becoming confusing.
My Buizel grabs Shaymin and we escape by diving into the ocean (i magically made scuba gear appear).
 
@Diablerie, then your heart gets taken out as well as Beca, Charizard362, Uboa and 5qwerty! I have the Shaymin again. I summon the Gentlemen again and now nobody can say a word. Again, see HUSH. Then, I bake a pie and hide Shaymin in it. I put the pie safely away so nobody would no his disguise. When I come back, I see pie crumbs. Uh-Oh.
 
Seeing as i have no clue what that HUSH thing is, I ignore it completely.

I went walking past and my Buizel saw your pie and ate it! (thus the pie crumbs).
I take him to a surgeon who operates on Buizel and takes out the Shaymin from his stomache. Buizel survives surgery cos hes awesome and I run away once more with Shaymin! (Don'tcha just hate it with you get your hands covered with Buizel stomache goo?)
 
Except that it was really my Buizel (who is awesome) and he brings Shaymin to me I then seal myself into the Pokemon universe where I capture more Pokemon and they become my army which now consists of one of every Pokemon (including ones that have be seen in Pokemon black and white so far.) I have Darkria prevent teleport and have Kyogre, Groundon, Rayquaza, Dialga, Palkia, Giratina and Arceus wathing their dimensions, land, sea, and sky.
 
I go to Spear Pillar and use this Red Chain I obtained in a Galactic HQ and go to your Pokemon Universe. Giratina sees me and tries to attack me, and Shaymin gets scared and uses Seed Flare. It opens back up the entrance to Spear Pillar and I grab it and get out.
 
...And you step out right in front of me. Pikaboy could never have a Buizel as awesome as mine and it turns out that it was my Buizel all along, who was just there to scope out Pikaboy and his Pokemon. As vietazn escapes Pikaboy's dimension, my Buizel-in-disguise jumps forward and snatches Shaymin. He jumps through the Seed Flare portal and leaves vietazn and Pikaboy trapped in the other dimension forever.
 
Except that I never used seed flare in the first place. AND it was my buiezal. Once you escape my Pokemon use an coordinated attack. All of them attack you at once causing a huge explosion and you end up blasting off again. The shay min the uses seed flare and I step out bringing vietazn withmy and I give him another Shaymin. So now both me and vietazn have a shaymin.
 
Wrong! After I blasted off, I sent out Dragonite to catch me. I then sent out my Ditto and he transformed into vietazn. You give Shaymin to my Ditto-vietazn who passes it on to me. My Dragonite swoops in and blasts you away, dropping Shaymin in the process. My Buizel picks it up and uses his awesomeness to wipe out your Buizel. And to keep things simple, the second Shaymin magically blows up, leaving only the original one.
 
Aha! So you have Shaymin! My Spinda super-pokes your Buizel for a OHKO, swipes Shaymin, and we both speed away in my friend's Rotomcar. [/illogical nonsense]
 
I don't think so. I use a regular kart and drive the opposite direction of you! Then a huge explosion occurs at a giant fireball and everybody died! Except for me. You know why?

'Cause I had my seatbelt on
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my seatbelt on
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my seatbelt on
And my seat back in the full upright position

Ah ha ha ha
Ah ha ha
Ahhhh

Well, to cut a long story short, the shaymin now belongs to me, and we fly, to

Albuquerque
Albuquerque
 
...And Feraligatr runs right into an Electrode pit I set up.

My Buizel and I sip pina colatas with Shaymin while enjoying the smell of freshly roasted Feraligatr.
 
Then Lickilicky came and said too Buizel and said "You get roasted too" Lickilicky pushed Buizel down and said too Shaymin "You look like yummy!Me talk in third person" Lickilicky ate Shaymin.




(Uhm surgery)
 
The surgeon happens to be me in disguise!
I operate on your Lickilicky and extract Shaymin.

I run away like my pants are on fire (they actually are, courtesy of my Charizard) with Shaymin in my Lickilicky-stomache-goo drenched hands.
 
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