Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

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Why can I type without spaces? x_x;
 
Cus the space bar's broken! See? Over here! ^_^ *points to keyboard*

Iam densiing vit ma tonge!
 
Ooops, I forgot to put the question mark @_@, thanks for pointing that out ^_^

Anyways, I am a yellow alien ready to eat anything that walks..

Are you walking?
 
Walking is such sweet sorrow



Why is love so lovely?
 
Because it puts on a beautiful mask over its hideous face...

Can you see what it really is?
 
We're all humans because we have an affinity for disobedience. Concordantly, your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant. :D

Now tell me, prove to me exactly why 2 plus 2 must equal 4? And please, don't say its becuase 2 + 2 = 4, I want to know your reason:P.

Let me know if I'm hurting your brain yet. Hehe..
 
*According to Flak*
Because 4=2+2

Why don't 1+1=0?
 
Because it violates the Law of conservation in matter. Matter is neither created nor destroyed. Therefor, 0 + 0 can never equal 1 ergo, 1 + 1 ≠0, lol.

Why do cats almost always land on their feet?
 
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Because erm... They've got nothing else to land on???

Is this even a question?
 
Sure it is, especially if you don't know the answer to it.

Do you happen to have any asprin on you?
 
Errmm.. No, but I got marijuana and crack.

Wanna buy some? >D
 
yea, I wanna buy some. ( and Kairyu, It's the Law of Conservation OF Matter. Not that it matters. ha, get it? I like science too. :D)



How much? and do you have any rock cocaine? XD
 
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*Grabs some white rocks and calls it rock cocaine* uhh How does 25 cents per pound sound?

(Yeah my mind slipped a little when I typed that, sorry about the typo. "In" or "On" same smell ya know, lol.)

I'm sure most have heard ths question before but it still gives me a good laugh. "If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?" Well?
 
Only in the movie called Elf :laugh: .

Hey do you know where the center of the internet is?
 
On your head.

Why head?
 
Cus your head has internet access ^_^

Where's my keyboard?
 
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