Summer Daily Chit-Chat

Status
Not open for further replies.
SilverBlaze09 said:
Now one day, the sane dude and the R4nd0m d00d got together to discuss how to stop the evil dude and the good dude from fighting, because the war was interrupting the studies of the Sane Clan and ruining the paintball/video game tournaments of the R4nd0m Clan.

They argued about it for awhile, then gave up in disgust, each side convinced that the other side was stupid. Then, the third son of the Sane Clan had an idea: Why not have each side try to stop the war?

They agreed that it was brilliant, and then the Sane Clan had to convince the R4nd0m Clan that they should get right to it instead of party all the rest of the week in celebration of the stroke of genius. They rolled some dice and, after the Sane Clan prevented the first R4nd0m son's, um, pet from eating the dice, decided that the Sane Clan would go first.

/\/\/\/\/\/\

Ooh, this is getting tense! XD

?SilverBlaze09?
Now one day randomness decided ta make evil an' revived all the idiots for more random saddistic SDCC spammin'. They were discussin' how ta torture some random ppl that were sittin' impaled outside their back yard because they weren't producin' tha music of sufferin' and horror that the WTF Clan had requested in a PM a few days ago.

They argued about it for a while then took out their machine guns an' started shootin' at a rebound wall until they each had 3 magical bullet holes oozin' blood outta their heads. WTF Clan's leader's brain clicked... more than it already had an' came up with an ideea: why not push tha ppl down tha Spikes even more 'til they reach tha right octave?

They agreed that it was evil enough ta scare tha crap outta everyone in tha SDCC, an' then tha WTF Clan had ta convince *censored*Clan that they should get right ta it instead of randomly chewin' on ppl's lifeless limbs b/c of their random urge ta taste human flesh at midnight. After havin' been shot with 4 clips of ammo an' 2 BFG9000 cells tha WTF Clan killed themselves by stickin' lightsabers in their eyes.

/\/\/\/\/\/\

Hey, tch, this IS interestin' indeed. XD
 
Charizard_Fire_God said:
Now one day randomness decided ta make evil an' revived all the idiots for more random saddistic SDCC spammin'. They were discussin' how ta torture some random ppl that were sittin' impaled outside their back yard because they weren't producin' tha music of sufferin' and horror that the WTF Clan had requested in a PM a few days ago.

They argued about it for a while then took out their machine guns an' started shootin' at a rebound wall until they each had 3 magical bullet holes oozin' blood outta their heads. WTF Clan's leader's brain clicked... more than it already had an' came up with an ideea: why not push tha ppl down tha Spikes even more 'til they reach tha right octave?

They agreed that it was evil enough ta scare tha crap outta everyone in tha SDCC, an' then tha WTF Clan had ta convince *censored*Clan that they should get right ta it instead of randomly chewin' on ppl's lifeless limbs b/c of their random urge ta taste human flesh at midnight. After havin' been shot with 4 clips of ammo an' 2 BFG9000 cells tha WTF Clan killed themselves by stickin' lightsabers in their eyes.

/\/\/\/\/\/\

Hey, tch, this IS interestin' indeed. XD

Mmmmm, am I in the *censored* Clan by any chance o.o

Alex said:
No one liked my story? ._.

Well your story was certainly intresting, I liked the dude bit O_O

*hides*
 
Jaguarsfan2004 said:
hello charizard how are you today
Hiya. ^_^ Well t'day I'm feelin'... err... thirsty for blood... o.0
 
Okay,one day there was this dude named Alex. So this dude named Alex was really annoyed by this stupid story these other dudes kept posting. Then Alex beat everyone to death. The end.
Hmm, too short. I think I'll fix it for you. XD

/\/\/\/\/\/\

Once upon a time, there was a Mod named Alex, and he was evil.

He hated randomness, because it interfered with his straight, well-ordered life.

He was evil, I say, because of this rather saddening disease: Antirandomnessdystrophiamanialicronosisarvos.

But, the rest of PC forgave him for this, because he was still a Mod, and everyone felt sorry for him.

Until, one evil day, he cracked.

In the next hour, half of PC's population was destroyed utterly, whether because they were random, they were n00bs, or they just had odd names.

And he lived happily ever after... Until the Admins fired him because there were no people left to Moderate.

/\/\/\/\/\

Now wasn't that much better?

Heya, Dizzy! I see you're still staying on the party line. XD

?SilverBlaze09?
 
My sisters from Portugal were they, they god TRASHEd and I got trashed with all my friends it was so funny walking around at midnight drunk and high and just a mess. Thank god I don't have work all week I would have been dead.
 
Dizzy said:
My sisters from Portugal were they, they god TRASHEd and I got trashed with all my friends it was so funny walking around at midnight drunk and high and just a mess. Thank god I don't have work all week I would have been dead.
...
--------------
Can we quit with the stories? >>
 
SilverBlaze09 said:
Hmm, too short. I think I'll fix it for you. XD

/\/\/\/\/\/\

Once upon a time, there was a Mod named Alex, and he was evil.

He hated randomness, because it interfered with his straight, well-ordered life.

He was evil, I say, because of this rather saddening disease: Antirandomnessdystrophiamanialicronosisarvos.

But, the rest of PC forgave him for this, because he was still a Mod, and everyone felt sorry for him.

Until, one evil day, he cracked.

In the next hour, half of PC's population was destroyed utterly, whether because they were random, they were n00bs, or they just had odd names.

And he lived happily ever after... Until the Admins fired him because there were no people left to Moderate.

/\/\/\/\/\

Now wasn't that much better?

Heya, Dizzy! I see you're still staying on the party line. XD

?SilverBlaze09?

LMAO! hahahahaha....... o_o did I double post?
 
_Alex_ said:
...
--------------
Can we quit with the stories? >>

For what?

Anyway I'm going again tonight, then going clubbing afterwards so it should be a fun night.
 
Jaguarsfan2004 said:
lol charizard i'm little under the weather i been sick these last few days i should be back in bed

Awwwww! Poor Jaguar! Feel better soon! :)
 
Ooh, almost forgot to update my story!

/\/\/\/\/\/\

The Sane Clan went out and decided they would show the combatants the error of their ways. They met with the Good Clan, and the Good Clan agreed with them.

Then, the Sane Clan met with the Evil Clan. After the first son gave them the definition of 'purgatory' and 'murder', the second son gave them all the synonyms for 'love' and 'peace', and the third son showed them all the wars that hadn't gained anyone anything, the sane dude stood up and told them that they should love their brothers.

The Evil Clan then stood up and pointed out that they didn't believe in Purgatory, that loving their brothers was gay, that 'peace' was relative in their book, and that, on the contrary, wars had usually resulted in somebody gaining either land, peace, or money.

Then they put an end to the Sane Clan, and the R4nd0m Clan were all that remained.

And the war suddenly shifted.
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

Alex, your story was alright, but it lacked imagination. XD

?SilverBlaze09?
 
Lol, I was sick last summer an' 'bout at this time I got better. Tch, a few days later I went to tha seaside an' there I saw a mini-novel on a Counter an' events started conspirin' ta my arrival here. Meh. It's a long story. ^^;;
...speakin' of which, I g2g 'cuz I'm busy talkin' random crap on MSN. Tch, happy spammin' everyone! XD
 
Goodbye.....(hopefuly spam decreases by one XD)

^^^^^
Once upon a time ther was someone named SilverBlaze. SilverBlaze went 'blah blah blah clan :laugh: '. Then there was someone named Chibi-chan who went from Over the Rainbow to stop the evil Silverblaze from spamming the town of SDCC with is blah spam. She game him a m00fin and he choked on it and couldn't talk or type anymore and the town of SDCC was saved :3
^^^^^^^^^
Imagination and m00fins! XD
 
yep the Jaguars have signed Matt Jones which i'm happy about he going to be a wide reciver instead of a tight end. i need to get better i'm going to a race down in daytona tommrrow night but not at the speedway i'm upset about going because i'm going to miss the nascar race on tv
 
Hmm, I hate stories with morals to them. XD

Fine, we'll stop with teh storytime.

Now we discuss m00f1n5. XD

?SilverBlaZe09?
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top