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Don't read... just assimilate :) Brainwashing's good ^______^
 
I still think the category for "thanks" is hilarious. XD

Edit: I just realised I got 8,000 posts =O
 
Men VS. Women said:
Sex:

Women: They prefer 30-40 minutes of foreplay.

Men: They prefer 30-40 seconds of foreplay. Men consider driving back to her place part of the foreplay.
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Magazines:

Men: Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Men are turned on at the sight of a naked woman's body.

Women: Women's magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day. Most naked men elicit laughter from women.
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Who disagrees with any of that?

https://funny2.com/menandwomen.htm
 
This one's brand new. I want to get it replaced so I have to test it strenuously first. -_-

Simon: Are you sure that's appropriate?
 
Kentucky's state motto-Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

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Jedi_Amara said:
This one's brand new. I want to get it replaced so I have to test it strenuously first. -_-

Simon: Are you sure that's appropriate?
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I dunno. The thought of it's appropriateness never occured to me.

Women: Women use restrooms as social lounges. Women who've never met will leave a restroom giggling together like old friends. Women also go to the restroom in packs, at least two women at a time excuse themselves to use the restroom.

Men: Men use restrooms for purely biological reasons. Men in a restrooms will never speak a word to each other. And never in the history of the world has a man excused himself from a restaurant table by saying, "Hey, Tom, I was just about to take a leak. Do you want to join me?"
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That last bit was so funny.
 
Women: Women use restrooms as social lounges. Women who've never met will leave a restroom giggling together like old friends. Women also go to the restroom in packs, at least two women at a time excuse themselves to use the restroom.

Men: Men use restrooms for purely biological reasons. Men in a restrooms will never speak a word to each other. And never in the history of the world has a man excused himself from a restaurant table by saying, "Hey, Tom, I was just about to take a leak. Do you want to join me?"
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With the exception of being quiet in the bathroom (for me) that's quite true and funny.
 
DarkPegasus said:
I guess it's true... But why's male body funny? I mean that the Romans/Greeks/Slovens (and so on) prefered male body than female.
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They're ancient and their governments made laws that openly embraced homosexuality, while our modern governments (far as I know, and in America) are still killing each other over it.

Men: In the locker room men talk about three things: money, football, and women. They exaggerate about money, they don't know football nearly as well as they think they do, and they fabricate stories about women.

Women: They talk about one thing in the locker room - sex. And not in abstract terms, either. They are extremely graphic and technical, and they never lie.
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What to say to a telemarketer said:
If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "Why do you want to know?". Alternately, you can tell them, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, and my dog just died" when they try to get to the sell, just keep talking about your problems.
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I really have to try that one day...
 
The funny thing is a *real* state motto here in Australia. It's "Queensland: The Smart State". XDDD
 
DarkPegasus said:
What are you saying that my ancestrors were homeosexuals! Thats a big offense! Take it back! My ancestrors were bisexual! XD
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That's...not a bit funny...
 
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