Take the Hill! (Pokemon Edition)

Legendmaster#1

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    Okay, this is simple and I'm surprised i haven't seen it yet. You figure out how to defeat the defense that the person above you has set up. Then the hill is yours, and you have to set up a defense.Please try to be creative.

    EXAMPLE
    : (me) I take the hill and guard it with the Lake Trio.
    (next poster) I throw them some Pokeblock and walk past them while they're distracted.I dig a trench around the hill, fill it with water, and have a legion of Gyarados guard the hill via the trench.:Example Over

    Get it? If not please say so.
    I take the hill and guard it with a swarm of Beedrill! Beat that!
     
    I open the manhole to the sewers to attract the Muk away. When they're gone, I order all of my ground pokemon to dig under the dome edges and carry it away. I defend the hill with several rows of wobbuffet. With all of them using counter/mirror coat.
     
    I capture armies of Pidgey and Rattata from the nearby forest and get them to slowly bombard the Wobuffet. There are many, many casualties, but the Wobuffet eventually fall to the sheer number of the weenie Pokemon. I defend the hill with a legion of those creepy cosplaying Poke Maniacs from Rock Tunnel. Who dares get close to those creeps?
     
    I have Mewtwo and Mew pull a nuke out of a silo and i blast everybody on the hill with it.
    I wear a radiation suit and for my defenses, i let the radiation infect the grass, forming an army of hulk-esque Carnivines!
     
    Using the Fire Drum, I lure all the fire Pokemom away from Dark Crater and use them to wage war on the Carnivine. Once the Carnivines are all melted, I reach the top and guard the hill with my fire Pokemon army, led of course by their leader, Darkrai.
     
    I get Gengar to put the Fire Pokemon to sleep, which attracts Darkrai who starts using Nightmare one-by-one on the 1mil+ Pokemon in your army that are asleep. While Darkrai is distracted, and your Fire Pokemon are sleep, I capture the hill and use a bunch of Magneton who create a shield around the hill.
     
    Only to be smashed by my Machamp's (yes, I have a Machamp now) Brick Break. It shatters the barrier and Machamp smashes the Magneton. Then I take the hill and hire a bunch of Ursaring and Aggron bodyguards to surround me and attack anyone who gets too close.
     
    I attack you with a army of infernapes and all your bodyguards die from Close Combat, and Machamp got killed also from the infernapes, so i take the hill and build unbreakable force field around it and put a army of Hitmonchan/lee/top to destroy anybody who gets close...........



    BEAT THAT EVERYBODY
     
    Suddenly, an army of Gallades and Gardevoirs Psycho Cut and Psychic the lot of them (Also forces them to shut their own field). Then they take the hill.
     
    Ha! Foolish Helvetica, using Gallade and Gardevoir for your defense.

    While I'm trying to devise a plan to retake the hill, the Gallade and Gardevoir suddenly fall in love with each other. Eventually, the Pokemon are like, "screw this, I'm getting married" and they leave to go get married. After failing to devise a plan, I approach the hill, planning to wing it, but find an otherwise empty hill with one human( that's you). I get my Charizard to use Scary Face and scare the human away. Charizard then makes a shield of fire to protect us, and I wait underground, ready to summon another Pokemon if Charizard goes down.
     
    I knew I should have gotten Tyranitars! (There was an army of them (The Gallades and Gardevoirs))

    I'd have been scared without Scary Face. It is a Charizard. And Now I have to wait up to 4 weeks.
     
    I get into a drilling machine, that I have sitting in my backyard for some obscure reason. I find rockman underground and steal his Poke Balls to stop him releasing more Pokemon. At the same time, my Milotic is making mincemeat out of Charizard up above.

    I take the hill and guard it with an army of Exeggutor that will mercilessly throw fruit at anybody who comes too close.
     
    I bomb them with my Shadow Moltres's Dark Fire attack. I have the Shadow Bird Trio and Shadow Lugia guard the hill. They are all holding Sacred Ashes and are immune to recoil.
     
    They're all so big, they don't notice my tiny little Jigglypuff walking in between all three. Until it uses Sing and puts them all to sleep. My Buizel uses is own personal crane to relocate the Giant Pokemon into a deserted island in the middle of the ocean while they sleep.

    I guard the hill with Buizel in his wrecking ball, getting ready to take a swing at anyone who gets to close.
     
    I would get some Lanturn to use Brine. The salt water would make the wreaking ball unusable, then the Lanturn would use Thunder and get rid of Buizel. I would guard the hill by digging a trench filling it with water and getting some Vaporeon to use Acid Armor to make themselves invisible. I would also get some Quagsire to block Electric attacks.
     
    2 words: Spatial Rend. It sends all of you pokemon to Ventara, where Kamen Rider Ryuga Vents them. I Guard the Hill with Primal Dialga.
     
    I beat him up with my Lucario and he returns to normal calm Dialga. He realises you were controlling him, and attacks you. Meanwhile, I take the hill and guard with millions of Spinarak and Ariados. They'll pounce on anyone else who gets too close to the hill, including Fire Pokemon, and mercilessly attack with their Poison Stings
     
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