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Collection of short stories, all centering members of Team Rocket.
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Chapter One- Proton
Proton sat in his office wiping the blood stains off his knife with a handkerchief. This was the fifth time this month one of the new recites had stupidly wandered into his office. He had a knack for tracking people down and his talent with the knife went unmatched. He was known by both his team mates and the police as the "Team Rocket Fortress". Nothing could get past him and no one who was marked for death escaped him.
He sighed. But maybe this was too much. It had been funny at first, but it had happened far too many times. Proton carefully placed the handkerchief and knife into the top drawer of his desk and slammed it shut. It was settled then, he would have to talk to Dr. Zager sometime about having a security system installed. One with lasers that would melt anyone who set foot inside his office to a crisp. But first...
He kicked at the floor, propelling himself to the opposite side of the room. He violently opened the drawers of a badly dented filing cabinet one by one mumbling the name of the contents under his breath. "Tiny Mushrooms... Rage Candybars... Slowpoke Tails!" He prepared to snatch one out of the drawer and savor its juiciness when he sensed a presence on the other side of the door. He shut the cabinet eruptly, pulled a pair of scissors from his belt and flung them towards the door.
The intruder reached out a hand and snatched the midair. "You dropped this." he said, flinging the scissors back in Proton's direction.
"Oh Archer, it's you." Proton said, barely flinching when the blade impaled itself into the wall, inches from his face. He turned in his chair and propelled himself in the blue hair executive's direction. "Hey do you think it'll make more sense to train an Alakazam to toss mental daggers at anyone who comes in here or ask Dr. Zager to make me something?"
"If I were you I would take an easy with the new recruits. The boss is mad enough as it is." Archer said, reaching into the mini fridge and cracking open a can of soda. "Those trainees each went though 16 months or more of extensive training to get here and you go off and ruin it in one day."
"Well maybe they should start training them to stop poking their noses where they don't belong." Proton pouted.
"Goddammit Proton!" Archer slammed the soda can down hard on the desk. "You just don't get it do you? You have no idea the type of trouble you put us through!"
"Who's us?"
"Arianna, Pretel and me."
"I knew it! You guys have been having meetings without me again!" he cried, pointing an accusing finger at the man.
"The boss is looking to have you dealt with." Archer said. "And for him, you know what that means. I came here to warn you. If you don't get your act together fast, there's going to be a problem." He crushed the empty can under the palm of his hand and tossed it in the trash. As he turned to exit the room he stopped and turned around. "And I'd keep out Zager's lab if I were you. He's still mad at you about last time."
"Whatever." Proton said, nonchalantly. Archer flashed him one last glare then turned and exited the room. Proton turned back to the cabinet, pulled out a Slowpoke Tail and began sucking on it vigorously. It tasted sweet and juicy in his mouth. Eventually, he popped the entire thing in his mouth, trying to squeeze out every bit of flavor. Archer needed to relax.
Proton spit the juiced tail out into the trash then exited and slammed the door behind him. Maybe he should go and talk to Zager about the security device he had planned. No one was allowed to take his Slowpoke tails...
Proton sat in his office wiping the blood stains off his knife with a handkerchief. This was the fifth time this month one of the new recites had stupidly wandered into his office. He had a knack for tracking people down and his talent with the knife went unmatched. He was known by both his team mates and the police as the "Team Rocket Fortress". Nothing could get past him and no one who was marked for death escaped him.
He sighed. But maybe this was too much. It had been funny at first, but it had happened far too many times. Proton carefully placed the handkerchief and knife into the top drawer of his desk and slammed it shut. It was settled then, he would have to talk to Dr. Zager sometime about having a security system installed. One with lasers that would melt anyone who set foot inside his office to a crisp. But first...
He kicked at the floor, propelling himself to the opposite side of the room. He violently opened the drawers of a badly dented filing cabinet one by one mumbling the name of the contents under his breath. "Tiny Mushrooms... Rage Candybars... Slowpoke Tails!" He prepared to snatch one out of the drawer and savor its juiciness when he sensed a presence on the other side of the door. He shut the cabinet eruptly, pulled a pair of scissors from his belt and flung them towards the door.
The intruder reached out a hand and snatched the midair. "You dropped this." he said, flinging the scissors back in Proton's direction.
"Oh Archer, it's you." Proton said, barely flinching when the blade impaled itself into the wall, inches from his face. He turned in his chair and propelled himself in the blue hair executive's direction. "Hey do you think it'll make more sense to train an Alakazam to toss mental daggers at anyone who comes in here or ask Dr. Zager to make me something?"
"If I were you I would take an easy with the new recruits. The boss is mad enough as it is." Archer said, reaching into the mini fridge and cracking open a can of soda. "Those trainees each went though 16 months or more of extensive training to get here and you go off and ruin it in one day."
"Well maybe they should start training them to stop poking their noses where they don't belong." Proton pouted.
"Goddammit Proton!" Archer slammed the soda can down hard on the desk. "You just don't get it do you? You have no idea the type of trouble you put us through!"
"Who's us?"
"Arianna, Pretel and me."
"I knew it! You guys have been having meetings without me again!" he cried, pointing an accusing finger at the man.
"The boss is looking to have you dealt with." Archer said. "And for him, you know what that means. I came here to warn you. If you don't get your act together fast, there's going to be a problem." He crushed the empty can under the palm of his hand and tossed it in the trash. As he turned to exit the room he stopped and turned around. "And I'd keep out Zager's lab if I were you. He's still mad at you about last time."
"Whatever." Proton said, nonchalantly. Archer flashed him one last glare then turned and exited the room. Proton turned back to the cabinet, pulled out a Slowpoke Tail and began sucking on it vigorously. It tasted sweet and juicy in his mouth. Eventually, he popped the entire thing in his mouth, trying to squeeze out every bit of flavor. Archer needed to relax.
Proton spit the juiced tail out into the trash then exited and slammed the door behind him. Maybe he should go and talk to Zager about the security device he had planned. No one was allowed to take his Slowpoke tails...
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