4th Gen Team Galactic ~ An embarrasment to evil?

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    Team Galactic has to be the most incompetent evil force in the Pokemon Games thus far. Let's look at them...

    Evil Plan:
    Summon a Pokemon that controls time/space, keep it controlled without a Pokeball to keep its full power, and recreate the world as a deity. Now see, this is actually all find and dandy. But the execution is lacking... Letting the hero release the psychic trio which made you the device to control the time/space ruler. Common sense says they could stop you using the power you made from them! And perhaps a Pokeball could have been made that wouldn't limit Dialga/Palkia, like if it was made from the crystals harvested.

    Pokemon:
    Let's see what Pokemon the Galactic force uses. ... Wurmple. At level 40. What. The. Crap?!!?! How moronic is that?! Wurmple, Silcoon, Cascoon, and the like that late in the game is suicide! Not to mention, some of their personal choices of Pokemon... "Oh hello. We're an evil team bent on creating a new world and will stop at nothing to reach our goals. ... Go Beautifly!" Beautifly is not evil! Gaah! The only good Pokemon they had was the boss' Gyarados, and only cause Giga Impact killed one of my Pokemon. And the constant Zubats/Golbats got really, really, really, really annoying.

    Leadership:
    Three commanders and the boss. The three commanders can't think of original names, so they take planet names, or rather, they probably copied off of Sailor Moon. One of them disappears entirely eventually. The boss, although he has the needed traits of an evil leader, lacks common sense. Sure, let's give him a Master Ball. Sure, let's go free the psychic trio. Sure, let's allow my "gruntiest of the grunts" and the two Sailor commanders who have already failed miserably twice each (how in the world did they capture the psychic trio?!?) guard me while I conclude my evil plan!

    Where is my Team Rocket return? Where is Giovanni? Come on Nintendo, give us a Gold/Silver/Crystal sequel with Team Rocket, Johto, Kanto, and possibly reveal the secrets behind Giovanni and the G/S/C rival. At least Team Aqua and Magma, suicidal plans aside, could get some things done right and had menacing Pokemon...
     
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    Everything about TG was pretty weak. Probably the best thing about it was Cyrus's genuinely evil attitude.
     
    They stink. Rocket 4 Life!
    What happened to Jupiter, the blue haired guy? I saw him once then never again. Did he die or something?
    Cyrus reminds me of ol' Giovanni. (Man, I love him!) Except he seem a lot more determined about his goals. (Giving away the Master Ball was stupid though, lol.) Team Galactic's grunts look nerdy, but has a nice battle theme, plus...it pwns Team Rockets'.
    They don't even have one! :D

    Weavile was good too. It owned my PenguinGuy. (Empoleon)
     
    OrochiSaKu said:
    They stink. Rocket 4 Life!
    What happened to Jupiter, the blue haired guy? I saw him once then never again. Did he die or something?
    Cyrus reminds me of ol' Giovanni. (Man, I love him!) Except he seem a lot more determined about his goals. (Giving away the Master Ball was stupid though, lol.) Team Galactic's grunts look nerdy, but has a nice battle theme, plus...it pwns Team Rockets'.
    They don't even have one! :D

    Weavile was good too. It owned my PenguinGuy. (Empoleon)
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    I forgot to mention the theme. All of the Diamond/Pearl music is great, especially the Galactic themes. I think Team Rocket should steal those themes.

    Although, the Rocket theme in G/S/C is the best, and should be updated.
     
    I'm being padantic but who cares

    there is 3 commanders... Mars, Jupiter and Saturn, and then the boss Cyrus
     
    Heheh, the TG grunts hairstyles remind me of Doctor Crowler's... Eww... I'm trying to escape the uglyness of Crowler, but it's not working. >.==.<
     
    Well yeah, I found their plans very cool and it wouldve been awesome if there planned worked about 9/10s and actually created a Universe and you got to go in it and destroy it.

    Now THAT wouldve been cool.

    The commanders and the boss's music was awesome too.
     
    They are a pretty weak team, I've never got to orange HP with them at all or close to fainting

    What happened to Jupiter, the blue haired guy? I saw him once then never again. Did he die or something?
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    Yea I've always wondered that atleast in Emerald you seen Archie and Maxie more than once and there executives

    :t354:~*!*~Queen Boo~*!*~
     
    You have a good point there. Cyrus lacks sense in general. Watch him probably cheatin on the players dad with the players mom!
     
    I tend to find a more educated word for stuff like describing Team Galactic's thinking: retarded.
     
    espa_roba11 said:
    Probubly did die, lol. (needed to put more letters.)
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    No he's in the TG Veilstone Building talk to him, and you'll learn TG and him reformed.TG ain't evil,I just think,that when Cyrus was little he was constantly mocked(In one of the houses in Sunnyshore a woman says that Cyrus prefered the company of machine over people),beacuse who mocked him were bad,he beacame obssesed with the idea of a better world and that's why he wants it so badly.Maybe his good side made him give you the Master Ball,and allow you to release the lake trio and save him from his obsession.I like the guy.
     
    Team Galactic is pretty pathetic. Also, I think the three commanders got their names from the planets since they wanted the Legendaries(Dialga and Palkia) to create a new galaxy in space and that is what TG space their theme on.
     
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