Teh Rai Rai fanclub

[Amy-chan]

Really? Only three? How sad. I still have all twelve.

 

[Rai]

Twelve? How did you know I had that many ears?

 

[Amy-chan]

I'm closer than you think... *breathes down Rai's neck* Heh, did ya know I have three of those?

 

[Rai]

oh....I stalked you for -567.363 seconds and learned ever single thing about you.....I know....where you linger....

 

[Amy-chan]

Weird, I know that too. O_o

 

[Rai]

You do?! You are smarter than I thought....a lot smarter them my last victum......What shall I do?

 

[Amy-chan]

Er... stab me through the heart? Carry a silver bullet or garlic? Bore me to death by reciting the dictionary?

That last one has some possibilities.

 

[Rai]

*gasp* how dare you insult the dictionary! It's my favorite book! *grabs dictionary* it's ok....Hatty my wordy friend.....I still love you.

 

[Amy-chan]

OOOOO.ooooo *has five eyes on each side*

 

[Rai]

*pulls out one of the eyes out* Yay! Now I have a souvenir from Germany.

 

[Amy-chan]

No, Paris. Germany. *kills the 25-char limit with a paintball gun and the power of the sacred peeling wall*

 

[Rai]

Master?! I'm sorry I abandoned you in battle! Please forgive me! *bows down to sacred peeling wall*

 

[Amy-chan]

PeELing Wall! I shall never desert you again!

*wall collapses on us*

 

[Rai]

*is squashed* m-master? Why? WHY?! What did we do to deserve this? *sobs*

 

[Amy-chan]

We took his credit card. *inclines head respectfully at crumbled wall* Thank you, master, for giving us the punishment we deserve.

*flecks of toxic paint rain down*

 

[Rai]

I love rain! Espeacially toxic rain! I'm singing in the rain just singing in the rain and now my skin is burning

 

[Amy-chan]

I'm happy again! *dances too energetically and falls into a toxic puddle* ^^ :D O.o

 

[Rai]

Yay! a puddle! *drowns in puddle*

 

[Amy-chan]

*sticks out tongue to try to catch acid raindrops* Wait a minute...

 

[Rai]

*sigh* This is the 5th time this day...we've had to take you to the hospital...so foolish.