I am an unfortunate soul. ;; Thank you for the cookies, Mari. =3 *rejoices*
Okay, well I have a story that happened two days ago, while I was lunch monitering a kindergarten class. =P
Two days ago, when I went to visit the little kids for a lunch break, there was a little girl named Brianna who was stuffing her face with pudding. This little girl has a problem with eating her sandwiches. >.> She never likes them, but she has to eat them because it is only fair. Each day, Brianna hides the sandwich in her lunchbox, but of course I always seem to find it. XP Well, the last time I went there, and I found her sandwich I told her to eat it and she said "Im scared of it..."
Well, I got confused. How could you be afraid of food? @_@ I took the sandwich out of the bag, and all of a sudden Brianna screamed at the top of her lungs! =O It hurt my ears...She yelled "IM SCARED OF THE SANDWICH! HELP! HELP! I CANT EAT IT! IM SCARED!"
(Beware, the next part may seem slightly mean but it was for mine and Briannas own good. XD)
Then, without thinking, I shoved the sandwich into her mouth, and Brianna said "Mmmmmmm.....this is good..."
*sighs* That story sucked. XD