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Telepathic Eevee (new chapter!)
Chapter 1: The Start Of Something Special
Sunday, 5:30 pm
On a cold Autumn day, a boy was wandering, alone, with an Eevee for comfort, through the woods. "Where are we?" he asked his furry companion.<'Where are we?' How about you tell me? This was all your idea. I just came for a walk. YOU got us lost. YOU wouldn't take a map. Sheesh, Harrison.> "Yeah, blame me." the boy named Harrison said. "You talked so much, I almost ran into a tree, fell into a hole, and made myself wish I was dead." <It's a gift. Now shut your mouth, I smell food near.> "You said that an hour ago." whined the 12-year old. <It was a weedle with an attitude. It smelled like popcorn. My nose played tricks on me. What IS this smell,though? It smells like...steak. I can almost taste it, too.> "How do you know what steak tastes like?" <Remember that barbecue about a month ago? Remember the missing food? Well...> "Oh yeah. Mom was furious that year. But how did you steal 29 peices of chicken, 2 sirloins, AND 67 hot dogs and burgers? <It was like magic. I used Agility and grabbed them. They tasted burnt, though.> "Dad. He never was a good cook." Harrison recalled.
"What do you know? We talked ourselves right out of the woods. Let's head home. Good thing you told mom we went for a walk." <About that...> " Oh, man. Nice going." "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, YOUNG MAN?!" Harrison's mother ran out on the front porch of his house with a peice of paper. " She has the speech, so get comfortable." < How? We're in your driveway, whitch is more uncomfortable than, oh let's say, THE TIME YOU LEFT ME ON THE ROOF after helping your dad repair it.> "You always bring that up."Harrison hissed at his Eevee. "Bring what up?" his mother said, now within 2 feet of them. "Ummm, it was his fault!" Harrison said, not forgetting the pact he made never to tell her about that time. "Let's not point the finger or paw. We should start this because it's the extended version, and my favorite show is on in 2 minutes.Now boys," she started, looking at the paper," that was very irresponsible, blah, blah, never do it again, yack, yack, you're both grounded." <Way to go, bonehead. I had big plans to do something nice for you.> Eevee said. "Oh yeah? What?" Harrison asked while watching his mother run back to the house, tripping on the stairs to the porch. < I was going to TP your type advantage teacher's house.> " Well, I'll go take the blame, you go do that." Harrison started to run to the house, with Eevee right after him.
Monday, 3:00pm
Type Advantage class
"...and that concludes today's class. And to whoever TP'd my house: that is not a nice word you spelled in my tree." Mr. Miller, the TA teacher, finished his class with. Harrison stood up and went to wake up his friend, Tony. "Hmmmmm. 5 more minutes." he mumbled, his face still on the desk. "Okay, I'll go to Battle class alone." Harrison said, heading towards the door. "Battle class?!" Tony awoke with a startled expression. "Finally! I've waited all day for this! Now it's come! Yes!" Tony ran out of the room without his books, with the world's largest smile on and Harrison following.
3:05pm
Battle class
When they got to class, they sat on the floor, like the other 23 kids and waited. Everyone loved Battle class because it gave them a chance to show off their pokemon. They got to keep their pokemon out the entire time, like Friendship class, which was the second best class, next to Battle. While all of the pokemon were being let out, the teacher entered. It must have been a substitute, because noone recognized her. " Hello! My name is Mrs. Greene. Mr. N is ... sick today. While I am here, you will stay out of the storage, and be friendly to each other. Now, let's begin."
3:21pm
Battle class
<Is this over yet? I'm starving and I could use a nap.> Eevee yawned. "Lunch was 2 hours ago." harrison told him. "Now try to catch this." Then, Harrison threw a ball to Eevee, but it went right over his head. <I'll get it!>Eevee yelled. He followed the ball right into the storage room, which was open just enough. When Eevee went in, he screamed. <HARRISON! GET IN HERE!> Harrison jogged over to the room and gasped. "Mr. N! What did they do to you?" At that moment, all of the windows broke and Team Rocket members swarmed in, armed and dangerous.
Chapter 1: The Start Of Something Special
Sunday, 5:30 pm
On a cold Autumn day, a boy was wandering, alone, with an Eevee for comfort, through the woods. "Where are we?" he asked his furry companion.<'Where are we?' How about you tell me? This was all your idea. I just came for a walk. YOU got us lost. YOU wouldn't take a map. Sheesh, Harrison.> "Yeah, blame me." the boy named Harrison said. "You talked so much, I almost ran into a tree, fell into a hole, and made myself wish I was dead." <It's a gift. Now shut your mouth, I smell food near.> "You said that an hour ago." whined the 12-year old. <It was a weedle with an attitude. It smelled like popcorn. My nose played tricks on me. What IS this smell,though? It smells like...steak. I can almost taste it, too.> "How do you know what steak tastes like?" <Remember that barbecue about a month ago? Remember the missing food? Well...> "Oh yeah. Mom was furious that year. But how did you steal 29 peices of chicken, 2 sirloins, AND 67 hot dogs and burgers? <It was like magic. I used Agility and grabbed them. They tasted burnt, though.> "Dad. He never was a good cook." Harrison recalled.
"What do you know? We talked ourselves right out of the woods. Let's head home. Good thing you told mom we went for a walk." <About that...> " Oh, man. Nice going." "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, YOUNG MAN?!" Harrison's mother ran out on the front porch of his house with a peice of paper. " She has the speech, so get comfortable." < How? We're in your driveway, whitch is more uncomfortable than, oh let's say, THE TIME YOU LEFT ME ON THE ROOF after helping your dad repair it.> "You always bring that up."Harrison hissed at his Eevee. "Bring what up?" his mother said, now within 2 feet of them. "Ummm, it was his fault!" Harrison said, not forgetting the pact he made never to tell her about that time. "Let's not point the finger or paw. We should start this because it's the extended version, and my favorite show is on in 2 minutes.Now boys," she started, looking at the paper," that was very irresponsible, blah, blah, never do it again, yack, yack, you're both grounded." <Way to go, bonehead. I had big plans to do something nice for you.> Eevee said. "Oh yeah? What?" Harrison asked while watching his mother run back to the house, tripping on the stairs to the porch. < I was going to TP your type advantage teacher's house.> " Well, I'll go take the blame, you go do that." Harrison started to run to the house, with Eevee right after him.
Monday, 3:00pm
Type Advantage class
"...and that concludes today's class. And to whoever TP'd my house: that is not a nice word you spelled in my tree." Mr. Miller, the TA teacher, finished his class with. Harrison stood up and went to wake up his friend, Tony. "Hmmmmm. 5 more minutes." he mumbled, his face still on the desk. "Okay, I'll go to Battle class alone." Harrison said, heading towards the door. "Battle class?!" Tony awoke with a startled expression. "Finally! I've waited all day for this! Now it's come! Yes!" Tony ran out of the room without his books, with the world's largest smile on and Harrison following.
3:05pm
Battle class
When they got to class, they sat on the floor, like the other 23 kids and waited. Everyone loved Battle class because it gave them a chance to show off their pokemon. They got to keep their pokemon out the entire time, like Friendship class, which was the second best class, next to Battle. While all of the pokemon were being let out, the teacher entered. It must have been a substitute, because noone recognized her. " Hello! My name is Mrs. Greene. Mr. N is ... sick today. While I am here, you will stay out of the storage, and be friendly to each other. Now, let's begin."
3:21pm
Battle class
<Is this over yet? I'm starving and I could use a nap.> Eevee yawned. "Lunch was 2 hours ago." harrison told him. "Now try to catch this." Then, Harrison threw a ball to Eevee, but it went right over his head. <I'll get it!>Eevee yelled. He followed the ball right into the storage room, which was open just enough. When Eevee went in, he screamed. <HARRISON! GET IN HERE!> Harrison jogged over to the room and gasped. "Mr. N! What did they do to you?" At that moment, all of the windows broke and Team Rocket members swarmed in, armed and dangerous.
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