That Pokemon actually...

[Xilfer]

It really has two extra legs.

Ho-Oh

 

[~Wind~]

That Pokemon incinerates Lugia fans.

Next pokemon:
Absol

 

[Weespotty]

It can turn into a moon!

Empoleon

 

[Hooh]

That Pokemon will eat you whole!

Archen

 

[Xilfer]

That Pokemon is just a mutated Taillow

Spinda

 

[starlightmint72]

is born with no spots, but falls so much that there are scars to show it.

eevee.

 

[Xilfer]

That pokemon dosen't really evolve, it just dies and gets riencarnated as any of its so called "Evolutions"

Meloetta

 

[gameplayer56]

That Pokemon actually is a human in costume, shocked?

Next Pokemon: Lapras

 

[Hooh]

That Pokemon has a thousand relatives that visit you on Sundays in the Union Cave

Umbreon

 

[LatiasSoulDew]

That Pokemon actually was a giraffe with a short neck.

Gulpin

 

[gameplayer56]

That Pokemon actually evolves from Muk, shocked? I am too.

Next Pokemon: Gardevoir.

 

[starlightmint72]

the males are cross dressers.

haxorus?

 

[gameplayer56]

That Pokemon actually lives only for 3 weeks, quick, breed your Haxorus.

Next Pokemon: Roseade

 

[Aura.Lucario]

That Roserade is actually a Tulip.

Next Pokemon: Pachirisu

 

[Zeffy]

That Pokemon is not really a Pokemon. Its just a painted squirrel rubbed on the carpet to produce static electricity.

Next Pokemon: Mew

 

[starlightmint72]

it can't actually transform. it just kidnaps other pokemon and teleport each other when it pretends to do so.

chansey?

 

[gameplayer56]

That Pokemon actually is a small Snorlax in costume.

Next Pokemon: Victini

 

[starlightmint72]

it uses that unlimited energy that it has to power evil devices that encourage the bad guys.

purrloin.

 

[Aura.Lucario]

Purrloin is actually a Sirloin, turned into a Pokemon after inputting some pokemon dna

next pokemon: Lucario (uh oh i have a bad feeling about this)

 

[starlightmint72]

it can't really see auras. it just pretends to, or else it makes it look like there is an aura through lots of glowsticks.

floatzel.