This is a fic I've written with a good friend of mine and that we're very proud of XD
Anyhow, there is the usual disclaimer stuff about not taking this as your own etc etc... Other than that, this story will sometimes be filled with foul language, but we've tried to keep it clean some of the time, also i hope no one will be offended by this as there sometimes can be sentences that may seem a bit rude towards a nationality or other stuff, besides that i hope you will enjoy this fic and laugh as hard as we did when we wrote it...
The Adventures of Hatman™ and Sparrow™!
Theme Melody Playing: Hatman™ Tudududududu Hatman™!
Once upon a time, in the city of Motham™ where crime ruled, a hero was born... Hatman™!
Hatman™ was lazy, and liked to watch the Teletubbies all day long...
He was always hot, because he wore loads of hats, and it took too much time to get them on and of all the time, resulting in him having a sweaty face.
He was their heir of a millionaire, so he used a lot of his money on hats, giving him the biggest hat collection in the world.
He has a Hatcave™ under his mansion, which contains all kind of stuff that the science that existed in the days that he protected Motham™ couldn't have made, simply because that technology didn't exist at that point.
His butler Manfred™ takes care of the Hatcave™, polishing the Hatmobile™ so it looks shiny whenever Hatman™ is off to fight crime.
When he's not Hatman™, he's known as the nice and wealthy person Esurb Enjaw.
By his side when fighting crime he has his young, but brave partner Sparrow™! Sparrow™ was a 9-year-old boy Esurb has saved from being pecked to death by some violent ducks.
One day, when they were watching Cartoon Network as Teletubbies had been cancelled, they noticed a sign in the sky! It was the Hatsign™! Esurb hurried up and went over to the red phone standing in a glass lid and lifted it. "Chief?! What's wrong?" Esurb asked.
"Its Santa Pause™! He pausing all the TV stations!" The Chief said.
"So that is why Teletubbies has been cancelled today" Esurb was thinking to himself in shock.
"You gotta stop him Hatman™! If the people of Motham™ cant see Teletubbies, there's no telling how mad they will be!" The Chief said.
"I'm on my way chief! That maniac Santa Pause™ has to be stopped!" Esurb hung up the phone, he was shaking all over, he had abstinences from not getting his daily dose of Teletubbies.
"Sparrow™! To the Hatmobile™!"
Sparrow™ jumped up from the couch. "Gee Hatman™! I love it when you say that!"
They hurried over to the cabinet that was standing in the living room and opened it. It was filled with all sort of Teletubbies fan stuff. Esurb pressed Tinky Winky on the stomach and the cabinet revealed a hidden door.
The Hatcave™ was filled with all sorts of hats, from a Mexican sombrero to an English bowler. The Hatcave™ was a huge place, much bigger then the mansion it is under, perhaps even bigger than an ant hole.
Sparrow™ changed into his costume so he wouldn't be recognized! A pair of plastic wings and he took of his Zorro like mask made out of fluid latex. He wore the Zorro mask daily when he was in town or just relaxing, so no one would know who he really was.
"Are you ready Sparrow™?" Esurb asked while impatiently tapping his left foot on the floor.
"Wait a sec, these darn wings keep falling of my back"
"Urg, you always take such a long time changing"
"Yeah well, I don't want a back a sweaty as your head!"
"Hmm... you have a point there... just hurry up for God's sake , and then perhaps we'll be back just in time for the last part of Teletubbies!"
1 hour , 23 minutes and 61 seconds later…
"Finally! You're ready! Sparrow™, to the Hatmobile™!"
"Gee Hatman™! I love it when you say that!"
They hurried over to the Hatmobile™, but only to find a disaster waiting for them.
"Golly Gosh Hatman™! The tire is flat! What do we do?!" Sparrow™ said.
"Hmm, this looks like sabotage!" *Dramatic music* *Hatman™ looks right at the camera* "But who can it be? Who knows of the caves existence?
*Speaker voice*
"Who has sabotaged the Hatmobile™? Who knows where the Hatcave™ is placed? And will our heroes get to see Teletubbies and save Motham™ from complete destruction? That and much more in next episode of: The Adventures of Hatman™ and Sparrow™"
See you next episode!
Anyhow, there is the usual disclaimer stuff about not taking this as your own etc etc... Other than that, this story will sometimes be filled with foul language, but we've tried to keep it clean some of the time, also i hope no one will be offended by this as there sometimes can be sentences that may seem a bit rude towards a nationality or other stuff, besides that i hope you will enjoy this fic and laugh as hard as we did when we wrote it...
The Adventures of Hatman™ and Sparrow™!
Theme Melody Playing: Hatman™ Tudududududu Hatman™!
Once upon a time, in the city of Motham™ where crime ruled, a hero was born... Hatman™!
Hatman™ was lazy, and liked to watch the Teletubbies all day long...
He was always hot, because he wore loads of hats, and it took too much time to get them on and of all the time, resulting in him having a sweaty face.
He was their heir of a millionaire, so he used a lot of his money on hats, giving him the biggest hat collection in the world.
He has a Hatcave™ under his mansion, which contains all kind of stuff that the science that existed in the days that he protected Motham™ couldn't have made, simply because that technology didn't exist at that point.
His butler Manfred™ takes care of the Hatcave™, polishing the Hatmobile™ so it looks shiny whenever Hatman™ is off to fight crime.
When he's not Hatman™, he's known as the nice and wealthy person Esurb Enjaw.
By his side when fighting crime he has his young, but brave partner Sparrow™! Sparrow™ was a 9-year-old boy Esurb has saved from being pecked to death by some violent ducks.
One day, when they were watching Cartoon Network as Teletubbies had been cancelled, they noticed a sign in the sky! It was the Hatsign™! Esurb hurried up and went over to the red phone standing in a glass lid and lifted it. "Chief?! What's wrong?" Esurb asked.
"Its Santa Pause™! He pausing all the TV stations!" The Chief said.
"So that is why Teletubbies has been cancelled today" Esurb was thinking to himself in shock.
"You gotta stop him Hatman™! If the people of Motham™ cant see Teletubbies, there's no telling how mad they will be!" The Chief said.
"I'm on my way chief! That maniac Santa Pause™ has to be stopped!" Esurb hung up the phone, he was shaking all over, he had abstinences from not getting his daily dose of Teletubbies.
"Sparrow™! To the Hatmobile™!"
Sparrow™ jumped up from the couch. "Gee Hatman™! I love it when you say that!"
They hurried over to the cabinet that was standing in the living room and opened it. It was filled with all sort of Teletubbies fan stuff. Esurb pressed Tinky Winky on the stomach and the cabinet revealed a hidden door.
The Hatcave™ was filled with all sorts of hats, from a Mexican sombrero to an English bowler. The Hatcave™ was a huge place, much bigger then the mansion it is under, perhaps even bigger than an ant hole.
Sparrow™ changed into his costume so he wouldn't be recognized! A pair of plastic wings and he took of his Zorro like mask made out of fluid latex. He wore the Zorro mask daily when he was in town or just relaxing, so no one would know who he really was.
"Are you ready Sparrow™?" Esurb asked while impatiently tapping his left foot on the floor.
"Wait a sec, these darn wings keep falling of my back"
"Urg, you always take such a long time changing"
"Yeah well, I don't want a back a sweaty as your head!"
"Hmm... you have a point there... just hurry up for God's sake , and then perhaps we'll be back just in time for the last part of Teletubbies!"
1 hour , 23 minutes and 61 seconds later…
"Finally! You're ready! Sparrow™, to the Hatmobile™!"
"Gee Hatman™! I love it when you say that!"
They hurried over to the Hatmobile™, but only to find a disaster waiting for them.
"Golly Gosh Hatman™! The tire is flat! What do we do?!" Sparrow™ said.
"Hmm, this looks like sabotage!" *Dramatic music* *Hatman™ looks right at the camera* "But who can it be? Who knows of the caves existence?
*Speaker voice*
"Who has sabotaged the Hatmobile™? Who knows where the Hatcave™ is placed? And will our heroes get to see Teletubbies and save Motham™ from complete destruction? That and much more in next episode of: The Adventures of Hatman™ and Sparrow™"
See you next episode!