JoWood
貴族のキケロ
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Hey peeps, let me clarifly something, this is not my Fanfic. I'm posting it for a friend of mine, enjoy her works. Its a Comedy FF. I will post 2 chapters at a time. Nomekrhi has given me permission to post her FF. She can be contacted on Nomekrhi @ AIM and Nomekrhi@hotmail for MSN.
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Chapter 1: Nomekrhi's First Pokemon
(One day in the town of Uniston, a small town located in the Krhises region, the day that five people had waited for, for a very long time had finally come as a girl wakes upon this morning rubbing her eyes groggily while getting out of bed. The sun gleamed through her window and shined on her brown hair as she suddenly seemed to get a jump start -as if she just drank a whole bottle Mountain Dew or something- and quickly changed into her usual clothing, consisting of a T-shirt and shorts. She ran down the stairs only to find her mom, Jenna Aurora, still making breakfast)
Jenna: Nome, don't you think that you're up a little early? You don't need to be at Professor Maple's lab until 8:30.
Nome: Point being.............?
Jenna: Nevermind......what do you want on your omelette?
Nome: I though I told you that I didn't like omelettes.....
(Jenna sighs and looks over to Nome)
Jenna: We've been over this many times, your father likes omelettes, end of story.
Nome: Forget the omelette! I'll just have something quick.
(Nome walks across the kitchen to a refridgerator and opens the freezer part)
Nome: Uh....where's the toaster strudel thingies?
Jenna: You ate the last of them yesterday, remember?
Nome: Um...no...
(Jenna turns back to what she was doing and flips one of the omelettes)
Jenna: Do you really hate omelettes that much?
Nome: What did you make the omelettes out of?
Jenna: Eggs, like usual.
Nome: Then I don't want any, tell me when you start makin' them outta chocolate and I might be interested.
(Jenna thinks about a chocolate omelette and shudders at the thought of it)
Jenna: That would just be a melted mess!
Nome: So.....I care...why?
(Jenna turns back around to look at Nome while flipping one of the omelettes in the air)
Jenna: Ugh.....isn't it just about time for you to get your starter from Professor Maple?
Nome: It's only been 5 minutes since I got down here! I still have twenty-fi---
Jenna: LEAVE!!!!!!!
(Nome backs off a bit and quietly exits the house, shutting the door carefully to ensure that her mother doesn't explode. She continues on her way to Prof. Maple's lab, passing a nearby house. A boy with crimson hair, wearing black clothing, suddenly notices her walking by and quickly runs around his bedroom in as if the sky was falling. Nome finally reaches a mansion and enters. A man in a white lab coat greets her)
Prof. Maple: Ah...Nomekrhi! Glad to see you. You're a little early...I bet you want your starter so you can be in the Chaos League?
Nome: Sorry, can't bet, I'm broke.
(Prof. Maple gives a small smile after Nome's little sarcastic joke)
Prof. Maple: The starters this year are Bagon, Dratini, and Larvitar.
Nome: How 'bout Bagon?
Prof. Maple: Of course!
(Prof. Maple walks over to a small glass cabinet with three PokeBalls in it and takes the PokeBall on the left side. He closes the cabinet and walks back to Nome)
Prof. Maple: Bagon...a very useful Pokemon....take good care of it Nomekrhi.
(Prof. Maple hands the red and white ball to Nome who quickly teleports the PokeBall into her PokeGear)
Nome: Don't worry, I will.
Prof. Maple: Oh, and Nomekrhi, would you mind doing something for me?
Nome: Yes I would mind, Mr. Syrup.
Prof. Maple: Nevermind then....
End of Chapter 1
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-Chapter 2: Nomekrhi's Rivals
Back down the street aways the boy from before ran out of the house, either telling the President about the falling sky or trying to get somewhere in a hurry... He ran towards the mansion that Nome had entered before. While back at Prof. Maples lab....
"Well, it kinda depends on what the favor is..."replied Nome.
"I want you to---"
A clatter is heard as the boy fumbles with the door handle and finally manages to open the door and runs into the room and stops in front of Nome, still trying to catch his breath.
"I...*pant*....want...*pant*...just wait...."
Nome looks at him with a rather puzzled look on her face while Prof. Maple continues trying to remember what he was saying to Nome before her rival had interupted him. The boy had obviously been frustraited while trying to find his things that morning as Nome noticed that a clump of his hair was missing from his head and gripped firmly in his hand. As soon as he caught his breath, which took more than long enough, he said,"I want that Pokemon Nome! Hand it over!!!!"
"No way! Get your own Pokemon, Ebony!!!"
"I'll battle you for it!"
"With what? You don't have any Pokemon yet....unless you want to fight Bagon..."
To that Ebony didn't really have much of a response, although he did come up with this,"....I'll just get a better Pokemon....." He went to the glass cabinet and took the Pokeball to the right.
"Whatever...."Nome said as she headed for the door and opened it only to find another boy on the other side of it, this one with dark-blond hair, wearing a white shirt.
"May I have my first Pokemon now?"
"Sure Tim!"Prof. Maple replied totally losing his trail of thought. Prof. Maple goes back to the glass cabinet and takes the last PokeBall. He walks back to Timmy and hands the PokeBall to him.
"Cool!!! Thanks, bye!"
Timmy leaves to start his journey.....and there isn't much more to say about that...
"See now, why can't you be like that Ebony?"said Nome.
"Wha? I was too busy looking at my BETTER Pokemon."
"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"Big Clam."
"Big Clam???"
"I'm gonna hit you over the head with a big clam."
"What? That's not a good joke!"
Nome grabs the nearest Clamperl somehow and slams it over Ebony's head, leaving a huge bump this was very obvious since his hair was gone in that one spot.
"HEY!!!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!?!"
"Take a wild guess,"said Nome, who once again opened the door, this time to get trampled by 2 of 3 people, one of them with black hair, one of those Pokemon League hats, a blue jacket, and a dark green T-shirt under it. Nome thought it looked kinda stupid, but she was too angry about getting ran over to really care about that much.
"Sorry I'm late Professor..."said Ash, who didn't seem to notice Nome who was getting up behind him, rolling up her sleeve and pounding her fist into her hand about to unleash her wrath.
"PIKA PI!!!!!!"yelled a small, yellow mouse-like Pokemon at Ash's side. The red-headed girl who had also ran over Nome turned around and suddenly knew what was gonna happen, Brock had been stopped at the front door upon seeing a Nurse Joy that works for Prof. Maple to help take care of Pokemon sent to him.
"Ash! Watch out!"cried Misty as she grabbed Nome's arm stopping it right in front of Ash's nose after he turned around.
"Heh......guess I didn't see you when I ran in..."Ash said trying to talk his way out of a beating, it wasn't working so well. Nome let out a smart remark, knee deep in sarcasism. "Learn to use your eyes you idiot..."she mumbled under her breath.
"Can I just have a starter for Chaos League now?"Ash asked trying to change the subject.
"I'm kinda out of Pokemon..."replied Prof. Maple.
"Not again!!!"
At this point another person walked in the door, kinda tall, blue shirt, brown hair, annoying voice...
"What is this? The Loser's convention?"said Gary, just trying to annoy everyone in the room...it didn't really work since Nome slammed a Wailord over his head---where she got the Wailord I don't really know---causing him to faint.
"Ok...., now can I leave without getting interrupted by some other person who wants to be in the Chaos League too?"
"Not until you battle me, or the trainers will keep rolling in,"said Ebony.
"Fine..."
(Battle Music)
Nome lifts up her left hand and pushes a few buttons on her PokeGear---it's on her left wrist---and the PokeBall from before appears in her hand. Ebony still has his PokeBall in his hand from before and throws it into the air revealing a small snake-like dragon Pokemon.
"Dratini!"the small Pokemon cried as it landed on the floor in front of Ebony. Nome pushed the button in the middle of her PokeBall. In a flash of light a blue lizard-like Pokemon with a rough head emerged,"Bagon-gon!"
"Okay Bagon, use your Headbutt attack!"
"Dratini, use Wra...AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"screamed Ebony since Bagon had decided to attack him instead of the Dratini. Ebony runs from the Bagon while Bagon chased after him with it's head lowered.
"Make it stop!!! C'mon Nome! Call 'im off!!!!!"
"Cool,"Nome said to herself as she watched Ebony running away from the Pokemon like the big coward he is. She found this entertainment rather enjoyable while the confused Dratini sat there with one of her eyebrows raised. Ebony finally ran out of the mansion, Bagon still on his trail, and climbed up one of the trees in Prof. Maple's front lawn. Bagon started jumping up and down in rather pathetic attempts to fly up into the tree. Nome walked outside and gave a chuckle at frightened Ebony sitting up in the tree trying to shoo her Pokemon away.
"Come back Bagon, I think he gets the point, this is starting to become pointless since he's too afraid to get outta the tree."
"What?! I am not too afraid to get outta this tree!"
"Prove it."
"....Well....I can't...."
"Cuz you're 'fraid Bagon'll Headbutt you."
"No! I just...like the view up here.....yeah....that it..."
"Riiiiight....."Nome held out the PokeBall to Bagon, who returned happily, proud because it had 'beaten' it's opponent. Ebony slowly climbs down the tree, shaking a little bit.
"You gotta control your Pokemon! I coulda gotten hurt!"
"So you were afraid."
"No...I.....uh...."
"That's what I thought."
"Whatever...I'm not sticking around here with a person whose Pokemon doesn't listen."
"What are you talking about?"asked Nome. "He listened just fine, he used Headbutt, didn't he? I never said he couldn't attack you."
There wasn't any response to that as Ebony stood there baffled at Nome's logic. He finally said,"You wanted that...that...thing to attack me!?"
"Well, you have to admit, that was funny."
"Funny?! I could've been seriously hurt!"
"That's why it's funny. You shoulda saw the look on your face when Bagon ran straight past Dratini and at you! It was hilarious!"
"Har-di-har-har. Good bye and good ridance,"Ebony said as he called back Dratini---who had followed everyone outside--and left. Ash and Misty walked out of the mansion, Ash somewhat saddened since he didn't get another starter, Misty dragging---that's right, dragging---Gary's limp body behind her since Prof. Maple told them to take him with.
"That kid reminds me of someone..."said Ash.
"Really?"Misty replied sarcastically. Nome points at Gary and Ash looks over to where she is pointing to.
"Ring a bell?"asked Nome.
"No...."answered Ash.
"He really is a loser..."mumbled Nome. Then she waved to Prof. Maple and said,"Bye Professor Maple!
"Good Luck!"Prof. Maple replied as he waved back and Nome began walking to the next town...
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