The Ash's Raticate Club

[Chairman Kaga]

Co-Owner: Kylie-chan

Co-Pwner: CharMz

Arms Dealer: Jack O'Neill

This is the place to come to admire the pokemon, that if Ash wasn't so high on sunshine and loved to actually WIN a battle every once and a while using more than the power of friendship and dreams and cheap plot devices, that would have made him the most fearsome (and somewhat more masculine) pok?mon trainer to ever walk the earth...but, unfortunately, he chose Butterfree (and almost drowned himself and his friends for it) and deprived us all of the most amazing pokemon ever to grace the anime. Who is this king among creatures? Why, Ash's Raticate, of course, formerly of a random rich man who had excellent taste in pok?mon, now nowhere to be seen but always in the hearts of fans with more cultivated and discerning preferences as a work of genius to always behold as the anime's pinnacle achievement and most abyssmal mistake...so welcome, do come in and post, and let us reminisce...

 

[Kylie-chan]

Like! I'm so, like! Totally! In! This! Club! <3 Yay~ ^______^

~Serebii Joe

 

[Blaze]

I wanna join :3

Can I be like teh Old man that owned that marvelous Raticate...

I swear it is all Misty's fault >__> she was looking fine and Ash was... oh you know ;)

 

[Jack O'Neill]

*stocks the club armory with Desert Eagles, Five-seveNs, P90s, Steyr AUGs, and AWMs*

*installs Flakvierlings around the club perimeter*

*mobilizes Strike Freedom, Infinite Justice, Akatsuki, Impulse, Destiny, and Legend*

 

[Kylie-chan]

I wanna join :3

Can I be like teh Old man that owned that marvelous Raticate...

I swear it is all Misty's fault >__> she was looking fine and Ash was... oh you know ;)

...how does that have relevance to Ash's Raticate? O_o

~Serebii Joe

 

[Kurono]

Go raticate! XD And we even have an arms dealer..XD Pwnage.

 

[Blaze]

Oh it does Kylie, oh it does ;)

*tells Kylie to connect one and one together*

 

[Kylie-chan]

Yes. ^_^ On the subject, Raticate's cuter than Butterfree. ;o;

And I get it, Blaze. I still don't get how Misty looking "fine" has anything to do with it.

~Serebii Joe

 

[Blaze]

Ash was dazed by her cleavage which resulted in him actually listening to her and returning that amazing Raticate

Sadly, he loses his attraction to her a few seasons later with the birth of May

 

[Jack O'Neill]

*adds M249s to the club armory*

*mobilizes Strike, Aegis, Buster, Duel, and Blitz*

 

[Kurono]

Ash was dazed by her cleavage which resulted in him actually listening to her and returning that amazing Raticate

Sadly, he loses his attraction to her a few seasons later with the birth of May

Sadly...Misty doesn't have any cleavage...XD

 

[Blaze]

Can we get some fighter jets? :3

the new Raptor Fighter Jet is just being released for an attack (if necessary if China attacks Taiwan)

And the FCC censored it on TV ;O but she really does, heck she does EVEN wear clothes

The marvelous works of photoshop*

 

[Kurono]

Can we get some fighter jets? :3

the new Raptor Fighter Jet is just being released for an attack (if necessary if China attacks Taiwan)

And the FCC censored it on TV ;O but she really does, heck she does EVEN wear clothes

The marvelous works of photoshop*

Yes...please...Jets...xD

We need some snipers Jack..

*Adds several crate fulls of Steyr IWS 2000's*

Since Coco and Cece are out of a job...
*puts them as security personnel*

 

[Ryoutarou]

*joins*

This looks like a fun club XD

 

[Kurono]

*joins*

This looks like a fun club XD

Oh you don't know the half of it..XD

 

[Jack O'Neill]

*stocks the hangars with F/A-22 Raptors*

 

[Kurono]

*stocks the hangars with F/A-22 Raptors*

YES!!! *jumps in one and sends missiles into Serebii's mainframe*

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH! TAKE THAT FOOL!

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Ahem...regarding Ash being distracted by Misty, there's no such scene. And, on top of that, Misty has very little endowment compared to other, more recent female sidekicks, and even on her own, she's very normal-looking physically. Mainly only the fanart tends to exaggerate her <_<;