The Bar - Social Gathering

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The non punk straight edge kid walks in (hey don't complain john's the one who says I was straight edge) and draws huge x's on everyones hands in sharpie and exclaims "don't Drink!"
 
*wakes up again, runs out of bar and returns three hours later with bag of reeses, and a katana*...Wait were at peace? *sheaths his katana* I could go for a hamburger...please? *as he munches on the reeses notices red sharpie x on his hands and washes it off with some acid (phosphoric acid ahahahaha :dead: ) notices it was real acid runs around screaming before passing out again* *barkeep throws a hamburger at him*
 
*Slaps 003 senseless with an 'Imperial Class Star Destroyer'*

- Tendo is later seen leaving the bar with a half eaten bag of reeces -
 
yeah i feel that one im outta high school in a mere 3 days!! WOO!! and now I leave you as i must study all night to make up for my procrastinating ways....sayonara *bowls over Tendo with a death star takes the last reecees laughs bwahahhaha and skips away*
 
power rangers club!! er..I mean what a joke haha I would never join it I never liked the power rangers hahahah yeah thats it I never liked them....

-Tendo you stole the sacred bag of reecees...this means waaar *sniff* I smell another Imperial Class bar fight...:dead::dead: :rambo: :dead:
 
Oh I see... Suddenly the bag of reeces is sacred eh! Well I will stand for no such nonsense!!!

*Violently stabs 003 with fake/retractable knife*
Muahaha!
 
*pulls out a pair of chopsticks from Asian Grill and jabs Tendo shiny metal eye* HAH take that fiend!
 
*Calls up Bullseye from the Daredevil movie*
*Bullseye launches straightened out paperclips at 003's forehead*
 
Ah a worthy adversary thou art *arms the transphasic photon warp torpedoes....laughs maniacally*
 
/me Sneaks to the back of the bar
/me Picks the Backdoor lock
/me Opens Circuit Box and cuts the power, at night :P
/me goes outside and locks the lock [MasterLock]
 
Are you guys still being food throwers? Weridos...LMAO, what's up? Are ya still discussing root beer and stuff? Well, I'm do not want to take part in it! **HOLDS NOSE IN AIR**

~Dazed and Confused Dude
 
what the heck? i said no fighting? i'm gone for a day and we have bullseye and death stars?
pacifis... o screw it...
*kicks nick for being arrogant*
*sits in corner shaking mcdonalds pedometer, giggling because it's going higher*
 
/me walks into bar
/me walks over to payphone
/me takes out a tape recorder and presses "Play"
*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*, *BEEP*
"Thank you" said the operator
"No, Thank YOU!" said PGN [Free Phone Call]
/me Dials DRs Cell Phone number
"DR, Bring in my pocketknife, my lockpick, my laptop, and my cheeseburger"
/me hangs up the phone
 
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