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I POSTED THIS TEAM ON SPP BUT THEY ARE VERY N00BS AND THEY NO RATE IT SO I POST IT HERE ^___________________________^
I made it text style so it will be more funny ^___________________^
Qwilfish (M) @ Salac Berry
Trait: Poison Point
EVs: 252 HP / 62 Def / 196 Spd
Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)
This is a very strong Pokemon and never lets me down! Surf because EQ HURTS him and he cries if he is hurt but then glows a cute blue and uses the move COUNTER and he KILLS a Pokemon yes he is so cute but he is dangerous beware he can kill you he then can use SPIKES or go for DESTINY BOND so my oppenent has 4 PKMN left and I have 5 and my Pokemon are strong too so I have a pretty high chance to win but he can also use SURF if the oppenent is weak to it my Qwilfish is so strong it can take out a lot of PKMN with its Surf and its Trait is POISON POINT because he is a nasty nasty dude he is evil and mean and he Poisons PKMN if they hit him because he is so mad at them and then he can use his other attacks too so it is 2 attacks in one turn get it?
Roselia (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Poison Point
EVs: 6 HP / 252 Spd / 252 SAtk
Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
My ROSELIA is a standard annoyer he really pisses off people he is mean like QWILFISH too he first starts with our secret he throws a LEECH SEED at his oppenent then you know LEECH SEED drains the HEALTH stat of the PKMN and so he's a very mean dude but that is only the first move then he uses SUBSTITUTE so nothing can hurt him if you read Manga you'd know if you didnt you're a n0000b anyway so stay away from my thread then when the move SUBSTITUTE is done he uses SPIKES unlike GSC SPIKES can be used three times and when uses a lot it hurts a LOT because there are big spikes at the field so if a PKMN switches out and a new one comes they get hurt a LOT you can see my main weakness is other GRASS TYPE PKMN I learned my weaknesses when I fought a TREECKO it used SLAM againist me but then my ROSELIA tried a LEECH SEED but it did NO damage then I noticed GRASS TYPE PKMN are resistant to the move LEECH SEED because it is a GRASS TYPE ATK and it cant drain HEALTH from GRASS TYPE PKMN so I added HIDDE N POWER ICE to deal with those big and mysterious DRAGON TYPE PKMN and other GRASS TYPE PKMN my ROSELIA is so strong he can annoy everyone lasty his TRAIT is POISON POINT which makes him even more powerful because if a PKMN hits my ROSELIA they might get PSN!
Togetic (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP / 6 Def / 252 SDef
Careful Nature (+SDef, -SAtk)
And then my powerful TOGETIC he loves me a lot he always floats after me and says "Toge Toge! ^____^" He is so cute but don't let the cuteness fool you he is also a great battler but our strategy varies here because TOGETIC is a really smart PKMN he can even use his strategies himself he is both cute and smart if the oppenents PKMN is going to hurt TOGETIC he uses the move COUNTER I have learned the move COUNTER hurts the PKMN lot if the user i mean the PKMN that uses the move COUNTER is hurt so my TOGETIC uses COUNTER and it can quickly finish a battle if the oppenent is smart and doesn't make a move or is too scared from my almighty TOGETIC's superior ATKs being the genius I am I make them move even less with my TOGETIC's THUNDER WAVE ATK yes my TOGETIC has learned to use ELECTRIC type ATKs, the ATKs it's weak too how awesome is that now the oppenent if immobile my strong TOGETIC is soooo strong that he can pick up the oppenent and throw it yes it is so strong he can pick anything ANYTHING then I learned this is an ATK called SEISMIC TOSS so if a PKMN is using SEISMIC TOSS the PKMN takes the oppenent and throws it my TOGETIC is a fighting master yes he can use ELECTRIC and FIGHTING TYPE ATKs I trained my TOGETIC a lot so he can use those moves lasty my TOGETIC is sooo special not everyone can get a PKMN like this he can magically make an EGG but he needs HEALTH a lot so he EATS the EGG giving him HEALTH then I learned there's no PKMN in the EGG it is the move SOFTBOILED!
Dustox (M) @ Choice Band
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 6 SDef
Careful Nature (+SDef, -SAtk)
My DUSTOX is the main powerhouse of my unbeatable team he wreaks havoc to towns by eating the leaves and he eats leaves and eats and eats eating is the only thing he does so he does only one thing in my team too I gave him the item CHOICE BAND it is a very rare item my DUSTOX is so smart he can use it and he loves his CHOICE BAND he is a very good PKMN if he is fighting a PSYCHIC type PKMN he gathers small amount of BUG ENERGY and uses an ATK known as SILVER WIND this ATK is not only very very strong it has a chance to make DUSTOX even more, more powerful yes my Dustox is so skilled he can use this move I have trained him a lot and if a GRASS TYPE PKMN that my ROSELIA fears come he comes and uses a deadly move he makes a ball of sludge and he throws it to his oppenent his wings are that powerful and he can produce poison that is called a SLUDGE BOMB my DUSTOX is a very special one he can use hard to use moves like SLUDGE BOMB and SILVER WIND but then he was haunted by very mean GHOST TYPE PKMN one day he was so mad but being a smart dude he seached and searched to learn GHOST type moves are effective againist GHOST TYPE PKMN so he searched more and learned he can get the move SHADOW BALL so he learned he tried to create a ball of dark energy and threw it to the GHOST TYPE PKMN and they all ran away DUSTOX was so proud and my DUSTOX can use the move DOUBLE EDGE too he charges his oppenents with his great SPD but he gets hurt as well awww isnt it bad to hurt such a cute PKMN?
Murkrow (M) @ Leftovers
EVs: 252 Atk / 220 Spd / 38 SAtk
Naive Nature (+Spd, -SDef)
My MURKROW is a really weird one he can use both MIND based and PHYSICAL based moves that makes him very strong he can take down many PKMN so he is in my unbeatable team he was a thief before I caught him he is a mean mean dude he stole everything and while stealing and stealing he noticed how good stealing is and wondered if there is a way to steal MOVES so he searched too and learned there's the move SNATCH he can take the oppenents moves now that makes him even more strong he can perform MOVES that he regularly can't he has a very sharp beak he has to have a sharp beak because he should eat worms but worms refused to be food for my MURKROW so he tried to PECK them harder so he used tge techique called DRILL PECK this is a strong move beware MURKROW's DRILL PECK really hurts HURTS and when he was so angry he wasnt able to steal so he had to find a way to calm himself down and he learned to use the move CALM MIND when he uses CALM MIND nothing can make him mad even if they hit him because he knows he'll beat them later so he just uses CALM MIND my MURKROW is a very very special one too he was once battling againist a RHYDON but the RHYDON wasnt affected by DRILL PECK I directed it at the horn like PIKACHU but it was fake yes dont watch anime it shows wrong stuff and it is illegal so my MURKROW threw a ball of energy at RHYDON and it was hurt and he ran away my MURKROW was so happy that move I later learned was called HIDDEN POWER my MURKROW has a HIDDEN POWER inside him but againist tough stations he can use it to his advantage!
Tangela (M) @ Leftovers
EVs: 252 HP / 106 Def / 8 Spd / 144 SAtk
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
My TANGELA is the calm one of the team he can calm down others if they are fighting his vines are very strong too one day he tried to produce a seed and covered it with his vines then with his vines he gave it to his oppenent but surprisingly the seed had vines too they covered the enemy and TANGELA felt better and better and I knew it was the move LEECH SEED then the enemy PKMN was very mad and it was so mad it wanted to TACKLE and hurt my TANGELA I couldn't let this I ordered TANGELA to block it with his powerful vines he did but when he returned his vines a wall was there! I was so surprised so I looked at the POKEDEX that PROFESSOR OAK gave me he is a PKMN expert and the POKEDEX aka POKEMON DEX told me it is a REFLECT it blocks attacks and my TANGELA then wanted to calm the PKMN down and he is able to use SLEEP POWDER he throws some powder over its foe and this powder is called the SLEEP POWDER oppenent sleeps if it it hit by the SLEEP POWDER and my TANGELA is very special too he was battling againist an AGGRON the AGGRON blocked all his moves but my TANGELA glew green, glew and released a ball of GRASS energy from its vines I knew that was a HIDDEN POWER ATK because I saw it on my MURKROW before!
I made it text style so it will be more funny ^___________________^
Qwilfish (M) @ Salac Berry
Trait: Poison Point
EVs: 252 HP / 62 Def / 196 Spd
Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)
This is a very strong Pokemon and never lets me down! Surf because EQ HURTS him and he cries if he is hurt but then glows a cute blue and uses the move COUNTER and he KILLS a Pokemon yes he is so cute but he is dangerous beware he can kill you he then can use SPIKES or go for DESTINY BOND so my oppenent has 4 PKMN left and I have 5 and my Pokemon are strong too so I have a pretty high chance to win but he can also use SURF if the oppenent is weak to it my Qwilfish is so strong it can take out a lot of PKMN with its Surf and its Trait is POISON POINT because he is a nasty nasty dude he is evil and mean and he Poisons PKMN if they hit him because he is so mad at them and then he can use his other attacks too so it is 2 attacks in one turn get it?
Roselia (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Poison Point
EVs: 6 HP / 252 Spd / 252 SAtk
Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
My ROSELIA is a standard annoyer he really pisses off people he is mean like QWILFISH too he first starts with our secret he throws a LEECH SEED at his oppenent then you know LEECH SEED drains the HEALTH stat of the PKMN and so he's a very mean dude but that is only the first move then he uses SUBSTITUTE so nothing can hurt him if you read Manga you'd know if you didnt you're a n0000b anyway so stay away from my thread then when the move SUBSTITUTE is done he uses SPIKES unlike GSC SPIKES can be used three times and when uses a lot it hurts a LOT because there are big spikes at the field so if a PKMN switches out and a new one comes they get hurt a LOT you can see my main weakness is other GRASS TYPE PKMN I learned my weaknesses when I fought a TREECKO it used SLAM againist me but then my ROSELIA tried a LEECH SEED but it did NO damage then I noticed GRASS TYPE PKMN are resistant to the move LEECH SEED because it is a GRASS TYPE ATK and it cant drain HEALTH from GRASS TYPE PKMN so I added HIDDE N POWER ICE to deal with those big and mysterious DRAGON TYPE PKMN and other GRASS TYPE PKMN my ROSELIA is so strong he can annoy everyone lasty his TRAIT is POISON POINT which makes him even more powerful because if a PKMN hits my ROSELIA they might get PSN!
Togetic (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP / 6 Def / 252 SDef
Careful Nature (+SDef, -SAtk)
And then my powerful TOGETIC he loves me a lot he always floats after me and says "Toge Toge! ^____^" He is so cute but don't let the cuteness fool you he is also a great battler but our strategy varies here because TOGETIC is a really smart PKMN he can even use his strategies himself he is both cute and smart if the oppenents PKMN is going to hurt TOGETIC he uses the move COUNTER I have learned the move COUNTER hurts the PKMN lot if the user i mean the PKMN that uses the move COUNTER is hurt so my TOGETIC uses COUNTER and it can quickly finish a battle if the oppenent is smart and doesn't make a move or is too scared from my almighty TOGETIC's superior ATKs being the genius I am I make them move even less with my TOGETIC's THUNDER WAVE ATK yes my TOGETIC has learned to use ELECTRIC type ATKs, the ATKs it's weak too how awesome is that now the oppenent if immobile my strong TOGETIC is soooo strong that he can pick up the oppenent and throw it yes it is so strong he can pick anything ANYTHING then I learned this is an ATK called SEISMIC TOSS so if a PKMN is using SEISMIC TOSS the PKMN takes the oppenent and throws it my TOGETIC is a fighting master yes he can use ELECTRIC and FIGHTING TYPE ATKs I trained my TOGETIC a lot so he can use those moves lasty my TOGETIC is sooo special not everyone can get a PKMN like this he can magically make an EGG but he needs HEALTH a lot so he EATS the EGG giving him HEALTH then I learned there's no PKMN in the EGG it is the move SOFTBOILED!
Dustox (M) @ Choice Band
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 6 SDef
Careful Nature (+SDef, -SAtk)
My DUSTOX is the main powerhouse of my unbeatable team he wreaks havoc to towns by eating the leaves and he eats leaves and eats and eats eating is the only thing he does so he does only one thing in my team too I gave him the item CHOICE BAND it is a very rare item my DUSTOX is so smart he can use it and he loves his CHOICE BAND he is a very good PKMN if he is fighting a PSYCHIC type PKMN he gathers small amount of BUG ENERGY and uses an ATK known as SILVER WIND this ATK is not only very very strong it has a chance to make DUSTOX even more, more powerful yes my Dustox is so skilled he can use this move I have trained him a lot and if a GRASS TYPE PKMN that my ROSELIA fears come he comes and uses a deadly move he makes a ball of sludge and he throws it to his oppenent his wings are that powerful and he can produce poison that is called a SLUDGE BOMB my DUSTOX is a very special one he can use hard to use moves like SLUDGE BOMB and SILVER WIND but then he was haunted by very mean GHOST TYPE PKMN one day he was so mad but being a smart dude he seached and searched to learn GHOST type moves are effective againist GHOST TYPE PKMN so he searched more and learned he can get the move SHADOW BALL so he learned he tried to create a ball of dark energy and threw it to the GHOST TYPE PKMN and they all ran away DUSTOX was so proud and my DUSTOX can use the move DOUBLE EDGE too he charges his oppenents with his great SPD but he gets hurt as well awww isnt it bad to hurt such a cute PKMN?
Murkrow (M) @ Leftovers
EVs: 252 Atk / 220 Spd / 38 SAtk
Naive Nature (+Spd, -SDef)
My MURKROW is a really weird one he can use both MIND based and PHYSICAL based moves that makes him very strong he can take down many PKMN so he is in my unbeatable team he was a thief before I caught him he is a mean mean dude he stole everything and while stealing and stealing he noticed how good stealing is and wondered if there is a way to steal MOVES so he searched too and learned there's the move SNATCH he can take the oppenents moves now that makes him even more strong he can perform MOVES that he regularly can't he has a very sharp beak he has to have a sharp beak because he should eat worms but worms refused to be food for my MURKROW so he tried to PECK them harder so he used tge techique called DRILL PECK this is a strong move beware MURKROW's DRILL PECK really hurts HURTS and when he was so angry he wasnt able to steal so he had to find a way to calm himself down and he learned to use the move CALM MIND when he uses CALM MIND nothing can make him mad even if they hit him because he knows he'll beat them later so he just uses CALM MIND my MURKROW is a very very special one too he was once battling againist a RHYDON but the RHYDON wasnt affected by DRILL PECK I directed it at the horn like PIKACHU but it was fake yes dont watch anime it shows wrong stuff and it is illegal so my MURKROW threw a ball of energy at RHYDON and it was hurt and he ran away my MURKROW was so happy that move I later learned was called HIDDEN POWER my MURKROW has a HIDDEN POWER inside him but againist tough stations he can use it to his advantage!
Tangela (M) @ Leftovers
EVs: 252 HP / 106 Def / 8 Spd / 144 SAtk
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
My TANGELA is the calm one of the team he can calm down others if they are fighting his vines are very strong too one day he tried to produce a seed and covered it with his vines then with his vines he gave it to his oppenent but surprisingly the seed had vines too they covered the enemy and TANGELA felt better and better and I knew it was the move LEECH SEED then the enemy PKMN was very mad and it was so mad it wanted to TACKLE and hurt my TANGELA I couldn't let this I ordered TANGELA to block it with his powerful vines he did but when he returned his vines a wall was there! I was so surprised so I looked at the POKEDEX that PROFESSOR OAK gave me he is a PKMN expert and the POKEDEX aka POKEMON DEX told me it is a REFLECT it blocks attacks and my TANGELA then wanted to calm the PKMN down and he is able to use SLEEP POWDER he throws some powder over its foe and this powder is called the SLEEP POWDER oppenent sleeps if it it hit by the SLEEP POWDER and my TANGELA is very special too he was battling againist an AGGRON the AGGRON blocked all his moves but my TANGELA glew green, glew and released a ball of GRASS energy from its vines I knew that was a HIDDEN POWER ATK because I saw it on my MURKROW before!