The Big Red Button

How did I get into this situation? XD *Protects face, then presses button*

If you press the button, all your pokemon save files will be deleted on all your games. If you don't press the button, something will scare you within the next 3 hours so bad you'll instantly crap your pants and beg your mother to read you a happy story (no matter how brave you are!).

*evil laugh*
 
I don't play pokemon anymore so,
*Places Weighted Companion cube on the button* (AKA "PRESS")

If you don't put the Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube on the 1500-megawatt Aperture Science Heavy duty super-coliding-superbutton*, There will be a new strand of Swine flu....and this strand will be able to be caught over the internet!


*yes, i know I play portal too much.
 
*Slams Giant mallet at button*
XD
If you by any chance sit on the button or push it by accident, all will be lost to the darkness that inhabits this world!
(I love being mysterious! XD)
 
*Places poste nte above button that saids "DO NOT PRESS!!!!!!"

If you don't stand on the button for 2-4 hours, your PC will explode.
 
*drops 1 ton weight on button*

if u dont lick the button the world will be overrun by the Daleks *EX TERM I NATE EX TERM I NATE*
 
severs the connection(press button)
if u dont press the big roug but-tawn
u will die in seven days *tick-tock*
 
...Wait, only a monkey wouldn't press that thing -_-'

If you don't press this button then IMA CHARGING MEH LAZEH!
 
stomps on button
if you dont press the big red button you will all become clones of Obama
 
*Throws the moon at the button*
That guy is as spineless as the Norwegian leader guy (I don't know what "Statsminister" is in english. XD)!
If you don't push the button, I will be hunted down and killed by Obama supporters.
XD
 
steers clear of button
if u dont press the button Rob Zombie will become the next President of the United States
everyone will now these lyrics *sings*
"Demonoid Phenomenon"

Hell on Earth
For What It's Worth
Dead on Dreaming
You started screaming
The wizard of how
The king of the now
Cry like a banshee
And die like you want me

Violator
Desecrator
Turn around and meet the hater
Violator
Desecrator
Turn around and

Demonoid Phenomenon
Get it out
Get it on
Demonoid Phenomenon
Get it out
Get it on

The conquering worm
The slithering germ
Lost in black sleep
I see how the gods weep
The horror of Madness
The Terminal Sadness
The cool air of mourning
Gave me the warning

Violator
Desecrator
Turn around and meet the hater
Violator
Desecrator
Turn around and

Demonoid Phenomenon
Get it out
Get it on
Demonoid Phenomenon
Get it out
Get it on

Violator
Desecrator
Turn around and meet the hater
Violator
Desecrator
Turn around and

Demonoid Phenomenon
Get it out
Get it on
Demonoid Phenomenon
Get it out
Get it on
 
*Hides the button so no one can press it*
If you ask me, it's an improvement! XD
If you don't push the button, I wil PWN you all! XD
 
Pushes button: So what? I'm more Uber than you! XD

If you push the button, you will be forced by a psychic to dance a gremlin's dance! If otherwise, you will do the same!
 
*Is unsure if < should push the button, but does so since the same thing will happen nomatter what < chooses, and it's fun to push the button*
XD
If you don't push the button, you will die of unforeseen circumstances. XD
 
*Pushes button*
Uh-oh. I'm in trouble now. Better run-run! XD
If you don't push the button, my randomness will overload your brain!
 
Pushes the button: Who cares? I'm already a random person! XD

If you don't push it, Snorlax will crush you. Or otherwise, Kingler will decapitate you! XP
 
*pushes button* pushing buttons is fun and im immortal
if u dont push the button Jack the Ripper will "rip" Hannah Montana (please dont push it)
 
*presses button*

*headshot*

:(

If you press that button I die.
 
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