The Corrupted Wish Game

[piggy555]

i've seen this game played on other boards, and its really fun.

basically, the first person makes a wish, then the next poster grants that wish, but makes it go bad in some way.

Ex. Poster 1: I wish I had a lightsaber
Poster 2: Granted, but you dont know how to use it and you stab yourself

couple of general rules; try to be creative in your corruptions, and limited sexual and absolutly no rascist corruptions. basic pc rules essentially. i know i'm forgetting something, but if it comes up i'll probably remember. so, lets get started, i'll go first.
Edit: oh yah, now i remember, make sure your wishes are corruptable. wishing for a wish that cant be corrupted takes the fun out of the game.
I wish that pokemon were real.

 

[shadow rayquaza]

Ok but all the pokemon are shadow pokemon.

I wish i had a english version of diamond and pearl.

 

[piggy555]

Granted, but the game has a virus that causes your ds to overload and electricute you, but instead of dying you have to live the rest of your life in constant horrible pain.

i wish that i had a lightsaber

 

[shadow rayquaza]

Granted but an army of 100 trillion galactic soldiers destroy earth in one blow leaving you the only one left alive.

I wish i had a alien ware computer.

 

[Pazuzu]

We already have exactly the same game located in this thread.
No need for duplicates.

~closed~