The count to infinity (Remember NOT to bypass the four-word limit!) v2.0

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It's what women are supposed to do; get married, have babies, hire total strangers to raise them and then wonder where they went wrong.
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Romeo and Juliet is a Shakespearian tragedy, it has nothing to do with a horny teenager and his girlfriend!
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I miss my childhood so much... Like the show So Weird... Before season 3... >.<
 
Officer Don: "Hamlet? The story is as old as time: Pretty boy son has a rich daddy and a good-looking mommy. The uncle knocks off daddy, marries mommy and he cuts pretty boy out of the action. So junior goes crazy and he kills them all. Not a pretty story...but there it is."
Tommy: "Isn't that the plot to The Lion King?"
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Tommy: "Okay, could you give me an example of what's funny?"
August: "I thought the movie Emma was very funny."
Tommy: "What was so funny about it?"
August: "It was full of irony."
Tommy: "Okay, so irony's funny?"
August: "Yeah, because you say one thing while the opposite is actually true."
Tommy: "Oh, like when you said Emma was going to be a really great movie when it actually sucked out loud?"
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I'm going to use lots of TPS quotes from now on...
 
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MOONLIGHT! DID YOU NOT WANT TO TALK TO US ON MSN? ;__;
 
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I read through each line and examined what he was saying, it was all logical, it just needed to be proved.
 
What's the point of having a democracy, if everybody's going to vote wrong?
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Could this be the reason that they disappeared?
 
I've got to be in a regular school; one with metal detectors and pregnant cheerleaders.
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Yessir, I'm the new guy! You know, at first no one likes the new guy. People feel threatened by the new guy, but other people...are secretly attracted to the new guy.
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