Any children in, that's S-T-U-M-P ****ING. Get it right when you tell you friends in the playground tomorrow. Five year olds, if you don't know what that is, feel free to ask your parents! Stump ****ing, a concept we couldn't quite get past BBC3! We wanted to be called the Mighty Stump ****. "We'll have to put you on a little later," they said. As if that were humanly possible! We'll go on where we always go on, after two pints of ****ing lager, and a packet of ****!
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