The count to infinity (Remember NOT to bypass the four-word limit!) v2.0

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I've seen you, in the hall when you think no'ones looking, giving yourself a Chinese burn.
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There's no way. Look at me. My hair's virtually a hat, all hats suit me.
34740.
 
Chica-chic-ow... OW! Man, my hat's on fire! What's wrong with you, you blind, why didn't you tell me?
34742.
 
...Later on, there'll be an aquatic display at 3.30 and again at 5.30. I'll be, myself, participating in that as a porpoise jockey, in the porpoise derby. I don't know if you've ever seen a man ride a porpoise but it can be quite thrilling; quite a thrilling sight for a... young lady to see.
34744.
 
Did you enjoy that boy, cockney urine all over your face? That was a bad time for you wasn't it?
34746.
 
34747.

A little too sexual perhaps, little too sensual. I've heard that before, that my moves can be a bit too ripe for some...
 
It means that you take half an E and you wet your little knickers. I've seen you in a field, naked with just a sock and whistle. You thought you were in The Shining.
34750.
 
Why not just give me a .44 so I can spray my brains across the decks?
34752.
 
When in doubt, ladies and gentlemen, release the middle digit! The Cockney ball-Punch. He punches one way, he punches the other, he punches diagonal! He's like Connect 4...in ball-punching terms.
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