The count to infinity (Remember NOT to bypass the four-word limit!) v2.0

[THIRTY-SIX]

Google is everybody's friend.
44686.

 

[Gymnotide]

44687.
Google stood me up.
Haven't talked since.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Oh man, that's terrible… have a tissue and jerk off your problems. blow your snot away.
44688.

 

[Gymnotide]

44689.
Nice cover-up :P
I ran out of tissues mopping up all of the blood that came out of my nose.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

What google smacked you and ran off with the toaster?
44690.

 

[Gymnotide]

44691.
No, I was having a nose-bleeding session in real life. Duh... Again :/
I must get it checked out.

And no, Google ran off with my dog and the microwave.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

But I don't care what you get up to in real life.
44692.

 

[Gymnotide]

44693.
"My nose is runny. Perhaps I should go blow the snot out of my nose."
I wonder what the quotations and italics did to the statement.

 

[Ho-Oh]

44694

Stop making my nose run people... XD

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

What exactly made you get a runny nose? xD
To both of you xD
44695.

 

[Ho-Oh]

44696

Many things. Mainly the fact youz were talking about it and there is this thing called a cold >_>

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Oh thought you meant the same nose gymnotide was talking about.
44697.

 

[Ho-Oh]

44698

... I'd never talk about his nose.

 

[viridian doubletongue]

I'm getting over a cold. Sniff.

What a dog.

14699 + 30000.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Haha, DM it's true it is amazing. xD
Also whose nose would you talk about?
44700.

 

[Ho-Oh]

44701

I'd talk 'bout my own nose >_>

 

[Gymnotide]

44702.
We're talking about snouts?

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

I have been using nose to replace another word. o.o'
44703.

 

[Ho-Oh]

44704

... nose as in... what?

 

[Gymnotide]

44705.
Promiscuity is ever so rampant.