*Falls off his chair, only to realize that he is awake*
'Sup dudes and dudettes?
Went to bed at 3am, woke up at 10am.
So because I am changing the subject, we will now talk about:
Eating chicken
Chicken is one of my fave meats. The funny story about it though is, whilst I was living in Indonesia, there were some wild chickens in the village I stayed at (not wild wild though). I remember the lady I was staying with, she had trapped one in a basket, that she was going to kill/cook later. Apparently it had a chick, and was chirping away next to the basket thing. Needless to say, it was eaten. And even more funny/disturbing, when throwing away the scraps, sometimes cats, dogs and wild chicken would be around. So I found it funny that when I'd through the chicken bone, another chicken would run after it, and eat what little scraps they could find.
CANNIBALISM!!!