The Daily-Chit Chat of 09'

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XAIRMO SAUCE!
The Gayest of All Awesomesauces
"Have you had your buttsecks today?"
~Nice and Tangy~

Ingredents:

98% Alcohol
1% Badger
1% Amy Winehouse Spit

Nutrition Values:

One Serving of Xairmo Sauce Contains:
25% of your DV (Daily Value) of Buttsecks

WARNING!
Excessive consumption or even little consumption will include the following side-effects:

Induced vomitting
Regret
Sarcastic outbursts
Sudden attraction to Milo Ventimiglia
Fabulousity
Become Queer As Folk
Extreme sleep deprivation
Collapsing
Dangerous confusion

[Side effect tests are still being preformed on a not willing test subject]

*All sales of this product go into the funding for "Charity for Xairmo's New boots" because all of Xairmo's boots are becoming dirty after being shoved up Ctep's ass repeatively​
 
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Tachaccoon said:
XAIRMO SAUCE!
The Gayest of All Awesomesauces
~Nice and Tangy~

Ingredents:

99% Alcohol
1% Badger

WARNING!
Excessive consumption or even little consumption will include the following side-effects:

Induced vomitting
Regret
Sarcastic outbursts
Sudden attraction to Milo Ventimiglia
Fabulousity
Become Queer As Folk

[Side effect tests are still being preformed on a not willing test subject]

*All sales of this product go into the funding for "Charity for Xairmo's New boots" because all Xairmo's boots are becoming dirty after being shoved up Ctep's ass repeatively​
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I believe Hi Fives are in order.

[PokeCommunity.com] The Daily-Chit Chat of 09'
 
Well, I do regret drinking it...

And that name, Milo Ventimiglia, sounds nice.
 
I don't know if this is relevant, but I just opened a bottle of Xairmo Sauce and Lindsey Lohan stole it and poored it down her pants.
 
Xairmo said:
I don't know if this is relevant, but I just opened a bottle of Xairmo Sauce and Lindsey Lohan stole it and poored it down her pants.
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Hm...
*Writes down on Medical Results Clipboard*

And did anything happen to her extremely?
I have a bad feeling Lindsay Lohan could have messed herself up. more.
 
I guess you should all know that the secret ingredient to Xairmo Sauce is Amy Winehouse's spit...
 
Archon said:
Anything off the listed side-effects? I don't know. Why don't you check Because I am more awesomer than you!
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How about MY foot up YOUR ass? Does that count as a side-effect?

XD

Hm... You seem to be suffering from extreme sleep deprivation.
You're seeing words that aren't there.
 
Xairmo Sauce seems to be the one thing that is keeping me up. It is so fabulous!
 
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