The Daily-Chit Chat of 09'

[Lady Gaga]

ELMO! YAY! Where is your goldfish?

Yes Kiyoshi, that would suffice. Did you hear Ho-oh buttsecked Ash's mom to make him?

 

[Kazukii]

My goldfish is down the toilet. Ohnoez.

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

Ohai. Elmo is home. Wave at me.. NAO!

O HAI ELMO!

*waves frantically*

ELMO! YAY! Where is your goldfish?

Yes Kiyoshi, that would suffice. Did you hear Ho-oh buttsecked Ash's mom to make him?

Ash is half Ho-oh? O_O;

 

[Lady Gaga]

Ash is half Ho-oh? O_O;

ya man. PC tells you alot ;D

 

[Kazukii]

Who's moar amazin? Me or dat jerk Cookie Monsta?

 

[Lady Gaga]

My goldfish is down the toilet. Ohnoez.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO TO THE STORE AND BUY ANOTHER RIGHT NOW!

EDIT: DA COOKIE MONSTER IS, UNTIL YOU BUY DEM GOLDFISH!

 

[Kazukii]

Dem goldfish is all sold out.. so I guess a pet cheese slice will have to do. I'm going to call him Mittens.

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

ya man. PC tells you alot ;D

Neither did I know Ash's Mom's vagina was in her butt. That way, she can breed through buttsecks.

Who's moar amazin? Me or dat jerk Cookie Monsta?

You saved sesame street from cancellation. You win.

 

[Kazukii]

You saved sesame street from cancellation. You win.

You know the right things to say = Win.

 

[Lady Gaga]

Neither did I know Ash's Mom's vagina was in her butt. That way, she can breed through buttsecks.

exactly. Ash's mom is just so awesome like that.

 

[Feign]

Well since we are on that topic, I thought of youtubing (alternative to googling) this:

 

[Kazukii]

Ash's mum must be fire. Ash can only be produced from fire. :D *waits for lots of laughing*

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

exactly. Ash's mom is just so awesome like that.

You want to know what I want to recieve buttsecks from? :3

KINKY POST IS KINKY!!!!!!1111111

 

[Kazukii]

You want to know what I want to recieve buttsecks from? :3

KINKY POST IS KINKY!!!!!!1111111

I did nawt think dat post woz kinkeh.

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

I did nawt think dat post woz kinkeh.

Well the answer is Typhlosion is anyone was curious.

 

[Kazukii]

Typhlosion is ugleh D: Starmie is hawt.

 

[Cheesymitten]

Typhlosion is ugleh D: Starmie is hawt.

What are you on about?
Starmie has pointy things that does not make it hawt it makes it nawt...

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

Typhlosion is ugleh D: Starmie is hawt.

Starmie doesn't even have a gender.

or a butt, for that matter. :/

 

[Twisted Cuteness]

lol staryu sounds like a d00d, starmie sounds like a girl (in the anime) and it has no gender either way.

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

HOLY. CRAP.

I THINK IF FOUND IT.

Spoiler:

*image removed*

POKEMON. YAOI.
I didn't know Pokemon had gay clubs!

Anyway, While we're one the subject of pogeymanz,
Here are some delightful Poke'Puns:

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President Bush:
We're going to "image removed" in the right direction!

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Gary from Spongebob:
Has anyone seen where my "image removed" to?

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Kid:
Can you please pass me the "image removed"s?

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Person:
Sir, your breath is "image removed"!