The [Devastating] Truth

[semi]

Or rather, insane lies about the user above. A game, or thread (whichever you prefer), where you are to announce the devastating (and generally far-fetched, or just plain wrong in accordance to that person) truth about the poster above. For example, you might say that the poster above is actually a super-intelligent cat with a fetish for pink balls of yarn. You might even say that the user above reads the newspaper by placing a mirror by it and reading the writing back-to-front because they once swore that they would never read a word in that paper again. Let your imagination go wild, I suppose.

Be semi-descriptive, and have fun! All the Playground rules apply, of course.

Ready, set, TRUTHTUMBLE!

 

[Desinishon]

Above user eat Ramen with tea

 

[JJ Styles]

Above user is actually found

 

[KetsuekiR]

The above user is actually an expensive piece of really old sushi.

Be semi-descriptive, and have fun!

Spoiler:

I see what you did there.

 

[semi]

Above user has this certain hour at night when their legs disappear for a few minutes.

Spoiler:

I see what you did there.

You're very fortunate people. That's a rarety for me.

 

[JJ Styles]

The above user actually likes to have a Man-Tiger-Beast as a bishounen bodyguard husbando armed with a SEMI-automatic rifle, Dual wielded.

 

[kendypls]

Above user got so edgy they turned into a square.
They now live a happy life with their triangle wife and heptagon kids :)

 

[semi]

Kendy-kun is actually a giant yellow octopus-thingy named Koro-sensei.

I believe this will be a unique thread... semilar to no other.

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[JJ Styles]

She sees that this thread will be great with all those semi-infinitiely funny puns.

 

[semi]

She sees that this thread will be great with all those semi-infinitiely funny puns.

Wait... is that a devastating truth?

Xin can't work his way through any video game. None at all.

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[JJ Styles]

^ Semi- has OBVIOUS issues with answering posts ^_____O

Obviously I was NOT serious with that last post. Pls forgive me

 

[semi]

Xin will not (no, never!) be virtually eliminated by me in 3... 2... 1...

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[kendypls]

Semi-chan dreams of waffles every night, and wakes up as the waffle king.

 

[semi]

Kendy-kun dreams of maple syrup every night, and wakes up as a 50Ml bottle of the substance :D

 

[JJ Styles]

^ above user thinks that there's no hope for humanity in creating the perfect video game that will cater to her needs

 

[kendypls]

Above user is doomed to play one video game for the rest of eternity.
Wonder which one they shall pick? ;)

 

[semi]

Above user resembles a kendied apple: he may seem sweet from the outside, but in the inside lays the rotting and suffering fruit.

 

[kendypls]

Above user only drinks semi-skimmed milk, a diet consisting only of cookies and Milk.

 

[semi]

Above user can only breath oxygen during the weekend...

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