What's Keystage Four?
...it was weird, and I'll cut out certain parts of them, 'cause, y'know, I don't want them all over PC. XD;;;
Well... I was questing through this rainy city, I've been there before. I killed a monk there once. XD;;; I was looking for a Crystal Star, but I forgot what I was doing, so I was just wandering around aimlessly, and then you just appeared out of nowhere, and you were giving me really weird looks, so I was like "o_O; Stop staring at me!" and you're like "But you're walking in circles!" and I'm like "...yeah, so?" and then I started walking again and I tripped on a rock and fell in the mud. And that sucked. XD And then I think I got concussion or something 'cause I woke up and I was up in a treehouse, with no one around me, so I got really freaked out, and then I saw this string unravel out of thin air, so I pulled it, and then Matty appeared as Goombella [sorry, Matty XD], and I was like "oO; Haven't I seen you before?" and Matty's like "...probably" so I'm all, "I'm bored now..." so then you appeared again and I was like "Where were you, anyway?" and you were like "I was climbing a rope but I fell out of mid-air" and I was like "...why were you climbing a rope?" and you said, "Looking for someone!" so I'm all, "Who? I can help you look" so you're like "Sure..." so then I go down to get out of the treehouse but I look down upon the city and it's flooded and I'm up way high, so Goombella has the brilliant idea of throwing me fifty metres to another tree, so you two throw me, and I started flying along pointlessly, and then I realised in midair "Wait, how is this possible?" so I fell, and then I fell on the Crystal Star, and then you two said, "What's that shiny thing?" so I'm all, "It's... like... I don't know, I just got told to look for them", and then you two finally worked out to pull me out of the water, so then Matty was like "It's shiny..." and Magey was like "It's sparkly..." and then Ty turned up out of nowhere [sorry, Matt!] and announced he was looking for Haruhi, and then Mage told me he was looking for Haruhi Suzumiya, and we worked out she was trapped behind the Thousand-Year Door, so you both [not Ty, he went off to a beauty contest, I think o___O;;;] said you'd come with me, and I was like "yay~ ♥" so we all rowed out of the city, and then I saw a mushroom, and then I was like "IT'S A MUSHROOM" so I grabbed it, and then Matt disappeared, and then you went looking for him in the sea, so I just kept rowing for ages, and then I found these stairs appearing out of nowhere... so I walked up that and then Mage reappeared with Matt, who was now manifesting as Domino, so we all went up the stairs, only I tripped and broke my leg, so that sucked, but the mushroom healed it, so we climbed for like an hour and then Matt disappeared once more and then reappeared as the Master Hand... and I was like "Crap! This isn't right! We only got one Star!" so... yeah, Mage and I had to battle together, but I got killed, so I just walked behind the Hand and poked it, and it screamed and writhed and then admitted there was a god behind the Thousand-Year Door with Haruhi... so Matt [as Goombella again], Mage and I went into the door. Pink smoke went everywhere, and the god was purple, and he was all, "I am gonna so own you guys" and then I was like "don't hurt me ;~;" and you two just looked at me weirdly when I started whimpering and crying, and then we went into battle, and I don't remember much of the battle, but then a pelican appeared out of nowhere and we all flew back to the treehouse... and then we went to Ty's beauty pageant and Matty won [I am so sorry, Matt... XD;] so we got free transport everywhere, and then I woke up.
