[Pokémon] The Failed Clone of Mew

[Adam Levine]

Hello, my friends, for this, is a story...
...about the failed clone of Mew.

It was dark and stormy, with volcanoes, plants, water, land, wind, and the atmoshpere.

But only one Pokemon.

That Pokemon flew around the islands, swum beyond the sea, and dashed like a gale.
But 1000000 years that Pokemon was so alone.

No one to accompany it.
But after 1000000 years, more Pokemon came.

Kabuto, Kabutops...
It was the Triassic Period.
But after another 1000000 years, Kabuto and Kabutops experienced extinction.

It was about time for a new race.

That was when Omanyte and Archen appeared.
Some soon evolved.

And then, 1000000 years later, the last of them died.
Mew was so lonely.
Then, Pokemon like Relicant and Aerodactyl started appearing.
It was the Creteacous Period.

But another Pokemon called Genesect without armor, has wiped out everything!!!
...All except Mew.

Genesect's body is now lying on the floor, waiting for someone to dig it up.

Then, the Ice Age Started.
Pokemon like Piloswine and Pansear existed. Even Mankey were there.
But 40 million years later, more Pokemon were discovered and invented.

Some were even machines or cyberspace Pokemon.
But one scientist caught Mew.
He trapped it in a tube.

Now the Mew cannot escape.
So the scientist decided to clone it.
But the result turned out really bad when the machine was malfunctioning.

Then, what was left?

The Mew had escaped, and a weird purple-pink substance emerged from the other tube.
It turned out to be a clone of Mew, and the only thing it can do is transform.

They soon decided to call it "Ditto".
The end.