Midnight Umbreon
Life is a conundrum of esoterica
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In a Pokemon red game. The Calzone was on a table. Suddenly it gained a consciousness. It grabbed a potion from a computer. It got up and walked in to some grass. A strange tree man stopped it, however, and brought him to his lab to experiment on. There he met his rival, the evil BLT. The Calzone obtained his first companion when he stole a water turtle from the tree man. The Calzone then ran. After battling BLT however. This is how the battle went...
BLT of couse, took the lettuce pokemon.
Bulbasaur used growl
squirtle used tail whip.
Bupbasaur used growl
squirtle used tackle
squirtle missed!
bulbasaur used growl.
Squirtle used tackpe.
For the.next 5 turns this went on.
finally bulbasaur used tackle. And missed.
squirtle never used anything but tackle for the rest of the battle.
Bulba used tackle
bulba used tackle
now he used growl.
now he used tackle
he used tackle again.
And again.
Finally squirtle vanquished this evil foe.
the calzone realized his journey would be long, and arduous. He traversed along to viridian, where he grabbed a package and took it to the odd tree man. the tree man then gave the calzone a pok?dex, and BLT continued to be a butthole. After this he went through a forest where he trained his Pokemon until it was Lv.9.
This was how that went...
Kakuna appeared! (lv.7)
Kakuna used harden
squirtle used tackle
kakauna used harden
squirtle used tackle
can I skip this? this went on seven more turns.
After this he battled weedle(Lv.4)
Weedle used poison sting
squirtle used tackle.
weedle used poison sting.
squirtle used tackle fainting the weedle!
Calzone then ran in to the trainer at the end of the forest after a quick heal. He sent out weedle!
Weedle used string shot
squirtle used tail whip
weedle used poison sting
squirtle used tail whip.
weedle used poison sting Squirtle was poisoned, and had four health left.
Calzone used a potion!
weedle used poison sting
squirtle used tackle
needle used string shot
squirtle used tackle
weedle used poison sting. We Then had 8 health left.
squirtle used tackle fainting weedle, raising us to lv.9. we didn't make it to the center, unfortunately and I had to go through the forest again.
Then he assaulted a gym, who's leaders name was brock. this is how the battle went...
Squirtle used water gun
geodude used defense curl
squirtle used water gun fainting geodide and leveling it up to 10
Brock sent out rock snake.
squirtle used water gun
rock snake used screech.
squirtle used water gun again, this time landing a crit! fainting the onix. And squirtles.level was raised to 12. The Calzone received a special pepperoni, because he was a sandwhich, not a human.
ooc(yup. He is a Calzone. look forward to next update! srsly)
BLT of couse, took the lettuce pokemon.
Bulbasaur used growl
squirtle used tail whip.
Bupbasaur used growl
squirtle used tackle
squirtle missed!
bulbasaur used growl.
Squirtle used tackpe.
For the.next 5 turns this went on.
finally bulbasaur used tackle. And missed.
squirtle never used anything but tackle for the rest of the battle.
Bulba used tackle
bulba used tackle
now he used growl.
now he used tackle
he used tackle again.
And again.
Finally squirtle vanquished this evil foe.
the calzone realized his journey would be long, and arduous. He traversed along to viridian, where he grabbed a package and took it to the odd tree man. the tree man then gave the calzone a pok?dex, and BLT continued to be a butthole. After this he went through a forest where he trained his Pokemon until it was Lv.9.
This was how that went...
Kakuna appeared! (lv.7)
Kakuna used harden
squirtle used tackle
kakauna used harden
squirtle used tackle
can I skip this? this went on seven more turns.
After this he battled weedle(Lv.4)
Weedle used poison sting
squirtle used tackle.
weedle used poison sting.
squirtle used tackle fainting the weedle!
Calzone then ran in to the trainer at the end of the forest after a quick heal. He sent out weedle!
Weedle used string shot
squirtle used tail whip
weedle used poison sting
squirtle used tail whip.
weedle used poison sting Squirtle was poisoned, and had four health left.
Calzone used a potion!
weedle used poison sting
squirtle used tackle
needle used string shot
squirtle used tackle
weedle used poison sting. We Then had 8 health left.
squirtle used tackle fainting weedle, raising us to lv.9. we didn't make it to the center, unfortunately and I had to go through the forest again.
Then he assaulted a gym, who's leaders name was brock. this is how the battle went...
Squirtle used water gun
geodude used defense curl
squirtle used water gun fainting geodide and leveling it up to 10
Brock sent out rock snake.
squirtle used water gun
rock snake used screech.
squirtle used water gun again, this time landing a crit! fainting the onix. And squirtles.level was raised to 12. The Calzone received a special pepperoni, because he was a sandwhich, not a human.
ooc(yup. He is a Calzone. look forward to next update! srsly)
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