The Funtime Inn*Relocated* and *Revived*

Help! I... can't... breath...! *NF's Ruby team comes over, and instead of helping, they point and laugh*
 
Thanks. *stands up* And I thought I was insane? XD
 
Nice! Is it for Halloween? I couldn't even tell it was you at first! XD

I got a great one too, but I won't tell anyone (actually, show, since I'm gonna scan a picture and post that) until after Halloween. Let's just say it's an undead. ^^
 
*goes into uncontrollable laughter* Aaahh! I'm ticklish! Help! XD
 
*ROAR* *charges in wearing dragon costume and breathes fire all oer the place*
 
Wow, everyone has costumes already. Oh well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em! *Puts on a realistic zombie costume* This is my Halloween one. What do you think? *starts acting like a real zombie to scare unsuspecting citizens*
 
Braaaiiinnnnsss...... *starts clawing the air while slowly walking towards Mort* Braaaiiinnnnsss!!!



G2G
 
Some Dragon kakaroke for your enjoyment. *trips on nearby dragoin's tail*
The super-duper dragom MCs
We're what?
The super-duper dragon MCs
We're what?
We'll hit you with the beat
That'll make me move my feet

Ha ha, here I come, here I come
There goes the sound of my tummy-tumtum
It's so good i'll leave ya breathless
Shakin' my tail, yes you'll know i'm the precious

Hey, hey, do you have to say
Get on the mike and rap today
Now D-R-A to the G-O-N
All this just makes me start to spin

Now here comes the thunder
That brought from a munder
A dragon which would become the Eighth Wonder

Here's what i'm gonna do, now listen to me, Spike
Breathe fire on the mike and say
Anything I like

I can't stop baggin on Ruber and Griffin
Those dragon country bullies are a couple o' chickens!

The super-duper dragom MCs
We're what?
The super-duper dragon MCs
We're what?
Now hit me with the beat
Breathe fire from my feet
 
*takes off mask* Wow, this is pretty believing. XD Well, I'd better go put it back.

*puts on a polka outfit*
Krabby, Snubbull, Venonat
Mankey, Chansey, and Zubat
Slowking, Ditto, Butterfree
Lugia and Caterpie
Oddish, Poliwag, Goldeen
Elekid and Nidoqueen
Victreebel and Magneton
Everybody Polkamon

Aerodactyl, Seel, Machoke
Marill, Moltres, and Slowpoke
Articuno, Ditto, Muk
Flareon and old Psyduck
Cloyster, Kingler, Shellder, Gloom
Snorlax and of course Vileplume
Zapdos and Charmeleon
Everybody Polkamon

It's time to Polka
For Ponyta and Pidgey too
Come on put on your lederhosen
And try not to step on little Pikachu
You better grab yourself a partner
Like Tentacruel or Bulbasaur
Hold on a minute
There's still at least a hundred and twentyseven more

Including Ledyba and Omastar
Jynx, Bellossum and Magmar
Geodude and Arcanine Jigglypuff and Mr. Mime
Don't forget about Sandslash
Exeggcute and Rapidash
Lickitung and Porygon
Everybody Polkamon

Everybody Polkamon!

Everybody Polkamon!
 
*runs up onstage*Hi hi!*music starts*

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved
An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree, I really look good in black...fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Caruso
It's as primitave as can be

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in an Amish paradise

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise anoder
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might just have to get medieval on your heinie

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an Amish paradise
 
*claps* That's one of my favorite Weird Al songs of all time! XD Nice one! *a slashing noise is heard* Samurai! Don't cut the food with your tail! Samurai: Sceptile!
 
*runs offstage and drags friend over*This is my friend Lizzie! Hi everyone! We're going to be doing a duet from Aladdin. I'll be singing as Aladdin and Lizzie as Jasmine! ^_^ (and yes people she is here!) *music starts*

I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide?

I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride

A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming

A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you

Now I'm in a whole new world with you

Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky

A whole new world
Don't you dare close your eyes
A hundred thousand things to see
Hold your breath - it gets better
I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
I can't go back to where I used to be

A whole new world
Every turn a surprise
With new horizons to pursue
Every moment red-letter
Both: I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you

A whole new world
That's where we'll be
A thrilling chase
A wondrous place
Both: For you and me
 
*claps again* Once again, I'm just ama- Crud! I just remembered! Groudon needed his medicine at 3:30! *runs upstairs* Groudon gets really bad stomach-aches.
 
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