Neko
PC's Traveling Artist
- 2,108
- Posts
- 19
- Years
- Age 33
- In your best dreams and worst nightmares
- Seen Aug 25, 2021
Funny Quotes--
"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to." - Unknown
"I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To." - Unknown
"Come to the dark side - we have cookies!" - Unknown
"You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try." - Homer J. Simpson.
" WARNING: in case of rapture, this car will be driverless. " - Unknown
"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying." - Joseph Heller (Catch 22).
"Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair." - George Burns.
"Earth First - we'll stripmine the other planets later!" - Unknown
"I seek the ninth level of power, and maybe an inexpensive hairbrush." - Gerald (Perfect Hair Forever)
"When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people." - Trent's yearbook
"You- You... You fabtart!" - Arrogance
"A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats." - Anonymous
"You...you...SON OF A MOTHERLESS GOAT!" - Unknown
"There's a lot of bullcrap in Rock and Roll, but some bullcrap is pretty cool" - Paul "Bono" Hewson
"I wish grass was emo so it could cut itself." - Some random dude from W.O.W
Just Plain Stupid Quotes--
"If you die, I'll kill you!" - Unknown
"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license." - Unknown
"Is tuna really chicken?" - Jessica Simpson, after reading "Tuna, Chicken of the sea"
"We have only one person to blame, and that's each other." --Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a brawl.
"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet" --Al Gore
"I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died." --Steven Wright .
"I get to go to lots of places overseas, like Canada!" - Britney Spears
"It's not your fault. It's Our fault for believing in you." - The King of All Cosmos (Katamari Demacy)
"I'll get a beard and then shave it off, and live happily ever after." - Spongebob Squarepants (Spongebob Squarepants)
"The man in the cat suit says we need motorcycles to get to Tuna Mountain." - Gerald (Perfect Hair Forever)
"2+2=banana." - Someone's MySpace
"Smacktard." - On a friend of Trent's MySpace
"You see, We have no friends. 'King' means 'lonely.' We have Peace, Love, and some other guys." - The King of All Cosmos (We Love Katamari)
"Ni!" - The Knight's that say 'Ni' (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
"Now, I bet you won't say it agian!" - Granddad from "The Boondocks".
"Your moniter is taunting me...." - Yuna-chan's Cousin.
(movie starts) "Okay, yes, let's see... Ah! "This man's panties..." Oh, no, wait a moment..." - Unknown person from Monty Python's Flying Circius
Quotes With Meaning--
"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm." - Unknown
"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?" - Unknown
"If Abercrombie & Fitch decided that breathing wasn't 'cool' any more, over half the teenage population would have suffocated within the following 24 hours." - Unknown
"It's better to light a match then complain about the darkness." - Anonymous
"If you can read this, thank a teacher." - Anonymous
"If one person does a foolish thing, it's a foolish thing. If a thousand people do a foolish thing, it's still a foolish thing." -Chinese proverb
"Who's more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him?" - Obi-Wan 'Ben' Kenobi
"If I knew where I was going I would already be there." - Billy Corgan
"You may win a thousand fights, but you can only lose one!" -Drizzt Do'Urden
"Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction." - Antoine De Saint Exupery
"Patience is bitter but its fruit is sweet." - Unknown
"The less you know, the more you believe." - Paul "Bono" Hewson
"It's stasis that kills you off in the end, not ambition." - Paul "Bono" Hewson
"Ones who follow trends only have one true talent: the ability to copy." - H. E. Wall
Dark Quotes--
"In space, no one can hear you scream." - Alien
"When death come's knockin', I go and answer the door." - Anonymous
XDD Yay for emo grass.
"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to." - Unknown
"I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To." - Unknown
"Come to the dark side - we have cookies!" - Unknown
"You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try." - Homer J. Simpson.
" WARNING: in case of rapture, this car will be driverless. " - Unknown
"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying." - Joseph Heller (Catch 22).
"Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair." - George Burns.
"Earth First - we'll stripmine the other planets later!" - Unknown
"I seek the ninth level of power, and maybe an inexpensive hairbrush." - Gerald (Perfect Hair Forever)
"When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people." - Trent's yearbook
"You- You... You fabtart!" - Arrogance
"A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats." - Anonymous
"You...you...SON OF A MOTHERLESS GOAT!" - Unknown
"There's a lot of bullcrap in Rock and Roll, but some bullcrap is pretty cool" - Paul "Bono" Hewson
"I wish grass was emo so it could cut itself." - Some random dude from W.O.W
Just Plain Stupid Quotes--
"If you die, I'll kill you!" - Unknown
"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license." - Unknown
"Is tuna really chicken?" - Jessica Simpson, after reading "Tuna, Chicken of the sea"
"We have only one person to blame, and that's each other." --Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a brawl.
"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet" --Al Gore
"I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died." --Steven Wright .
"I get to go to lots of places overseas, like Canada!" - Britney Spears
"It's not your fault. It's Our fault for believing in you." - The King of All Cosmos (Katamari Demacy)
"I'll get a beard and then shave it off, and live happily ever after." - Spongebob Squarepants (Spongebob Squarepants)
"The man in the cat suit says we need motorcycles to get to Tuna Mountain." - Gerald (Perfect Hair Forever)
"2+2=banana." - Someone's MySpace
"Smacktard." - On a friend of Trent's MySpace
"You see, We have no friends. 'King' means 'lonely.' We have Peace, Love, and some other guys." - The King of All Cosmos (We Love Katamari)
"Ni!" - The Knight's that say 'Ni' (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
"Now, I bet you won't say it agian!" - Granddad from "The Boondocks".
"Your moniter is taunting me...." - Yuna-chan's Cousin.
(movie starts) "Okay, yes, let's see... Ah! "This man's panties..." Oh, no, wait a moment..." - Unknown person from Monty Python's Flying Circius
Quotes With Meaning--
"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm." - Unknown
"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?" - Unknown
"If Abercrombie & Fitch decided that breathing wasn't 'cool' any more, over half the teenage population would have suffocated within the following 24 hours." - Unknown
"It's better to light a match then complain about the darkness." - Anonymous
"If you can read this, thank a teacher." - Anonymous
"If one person does a foolish thing, it's a foolish thing. If a thousand people do a foolish thing, it's still a foolish thing." -Chinese proverb
"Who's more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him?" - Obi-Wan 'Ben' Kenobi
"If I knew where I was going I would already be there." - Billy Corgan
"You may win a thousand fights, but you can only lose one!" -Drizzt Do'Urden
"Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction." - Antoine De Saint Exupery
"Patience is bitter but its fruit is sweet." - Unknown
"The less you know, the more you believe." - Paul "Bono" Hewson
"It's stasis that kills you off in the end, not ambition." - Paul "Bono" Hewson
"Ones who follow trends only have one true talent: the ability to copy." - H. E. Wall
Dark Quotes--
"In space, no one can hear you scream." - Alien
"When death come's knockin', I go and answer the door." - Anonymous
XDD Yay for emo grass.