Corvus of the Black Night
Wild Duck Pokémon
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- Seen Jan 9, 2015
You know what? There's no evolutionary Pokemon line that's annoyed me quite as much as the Hitmon line (with the exception of Tyrogue), and here's what I find strange about it:
Hitmonlee
So everyone knows Hitmonlee is based off of Bruce Lee... right? Well, what I find strange about this is, even though Bruce Lee was a great martial artist... he died when he was in his earlier thirties. His son didn't fare too well either - I don't think anybody wants their Pokemon to just DIE FOR NO REASON ON THE BATTLEFIELD... (of course, many well-known martial artists died before Pokemon came out, but they usually die a little bit older than in their EARLY THIRTIES/LATE TWENTIES). But what always strikes me as off is that Bruce Lee was an excellent man with his hands as well... I know Pokemon wants to make "a Pokemon for kicking, a Pokemon for punching"... so why didn't they go with someone who kickboxes?... which brings me to...
Hitmonchan
Hitmonchan annoys me because... I never really associated Jackie Chan doing punches. Sure, he would do things with his hands, swiping people's hands down to temporarily disarm them, but not a full out punch. He actually was more like a martial artist that knew how to escape rather than a martial artist that just kicked general ass. Also, Hitmonchan would make more sense as a boxer than anything (DO MIKE TYSON AND TEACH IT BITE FOR LULZ)
Hitmontop
Comboooooo-breaker! Frick, I hate this thing because all it does... is spin. Spin. Really, Pokemon. Spin? It just let's it's clawed feet hang right out and it spins quickly to attack. I mean, what MORON came up with that idea? Baltoy pulled it off better than this thing and that's sayin' something. It could at least keep the combo going with some name like Hitmonoris or something (lmfao hitmonoris) but no. HitmonTOP was such a brilliant name, because it looks like a top. *facepalm*
Hitmonlee
So everyone knows Hitmonlee is based off of Bruce Lee... right? Well, what I find strange about this is, even though Bruce Lee was a great martial artist... he died when he was in his earlier thirties. His son didn't fare too well either - I don't think anybody wants their Pokemon to just DIE FOR NO REASON ON THE BATTLEFIELD... (of course, many well-known martial artists died before Pokemon came out, but they usually die a little bit older than in their EARLY THIRTIES/LATE TWENTIES). But what always strikes me as off is that Bruce Lee was an excellent man with his hands as well... I know Pokemon wants to make "a Pokemon for kicking, a Pokemon for punching"... so why didn't they go with someone who kickboxes?... which brings me to...
Hitmonchan
Hitmonchan annoys me because... I never really associated Jackie Chan doing punches. Sure, he would do things with his hands, swiping people's hands down to temporarily disarm them, but not a full out punch. He actually was more like a martial artist that knew how to escape rather than a martial artist that just kicked general ass. Also, Hitmonchan would make more sense as a boxer than anything (DO MIKE TYSON AND TEACH IT BITE FOR LULZ)
Hitmontop
Comboooooo-breaker! Frick, I hate this thing because all it does... is spin. Spin. Really, Pokemon. Spin? It just let's it's clawed feet hang right out and it spins quickly to attack. I mean, what MORON came up with that idea? Baltoy pulled it off better than this thing and that's sayin' something. It could at least keep the combo going with some name like Hitmonoris or something (lmfao hitmonoris) but no. HitmonTOP was such a brilliant name, because it looks like a top. *facepalm*