The Horrible Adventure Game

[Shanghai Alice]

((You guys remember those old text based adventure games, right?

This is one of them.

Generally, there are no set options, unless I give them, but that'll probably be fairly rarely.

Also, when giving commands, use this format:
>>SIMPLE COMMAND (One that you'd find in such a game, such as OPEN DOOR, BURN DOOR, SUMMON DEMON, ENTER GENSOKYO, etc. It can be anything, so long as it's not, say, USE KEY ON DOOR AND OPEN IT AND EAT CHICKEN.

That'd be

>>USE KEY
>>EAT CHICKEN)

Be creative.

>>GO NUTS))

You find yourself standing at Generic Crossroads, a small dirt intersection in the Generic Wilderness. To SOME DIRECTION is a town. To THE OTHER DIRECTION is Gensokyo. To YET ANOTHER DIRECTION is some other place.

You have a large welt on your head, which might have something to do with your massive headache and Convenient Amnesia.

What do

 

[Maraala]

Sammy thinks we should:




>>EAT PIE

 

[Shanghai Alice]

Suddenly, you feel a massive urge to consume an endless digit. Slapping yourself for the bad joke, you dig around in your Pockets of Much Spaciousness, and pull out a portable minimacrofridge. Opening it up, you find a Three-Week Old Blueberry Pie of -30 Health.

Even after reading the item title, you decide to skip straight over the description and put the whole thing in your mouth.

Fortunately, the negative effect is offset by the Pie Tin of +30.2 Health.

Then, you realize that this isn't a tabletop game, and both the pie and the tin disappear from your stomach, leaving you at...

Generic Crossroads, a small dirt intersection in the Generic Wilderness. To SOME DIRECTION is a town. To THE OTHER DIRECTION is Gensokyo. To YET ANOTHER DIRECTION is some other place.

You have a large welt on your head, which might have something to do with your massive headache and Convenient Amnesia.

What d3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286

(Oh, also, you don't feel very hungry. Imaginary pie is better than none at all.)

 

[Arc]

My, my lets start moving.

>> GO WALK TO GENSOKYO, WHILE SCRATCHING YOUR HEAD.

 

[shininglatios217]

I will be a little evil and random:

>>DANCE YMCA.

 

[Shanghai Alice]

Suddenly, you hear some more Mumbles of the Gods, similar to the kind you heard before, but decided to leave out of the description.

Once again, for reasons unbeknown to you, you feel a strong urge to do something.

Shrugging, you begin wandering off TO THE OTHER DIRECTION, which you find by finding a sign labeled "THE OTHER DIRECTION. In all caps. End quotation."

Contrary to your expectations, the road TO THE OTHER DIRECTION is fairly short, and looks like it'll only be about a five minute walk. Pondering this, you begin running your fingers back and forth across your head in a scratching motion.

Once you reach a sign labeled "Hard-Boiled Sign and the End of the Road", you check your surroundings once again.

Before you is a giant SUKIMA, a purple gap in the fabric of reality. Following the Divine Orders, you jump in.


"Spin spin spin spin spin spin spin stop breathe spin spin spin spin spin spin."

Hearing a voice, you slowly look around, and see a green-haired girl standing on a merry-go-round, singing an invented song.

Deciding that singing must be some sort of greeting in this strange land, you greet her by singing YMCA, while doing the appropriate dance.

You feel foolish.

Seeing you, the green-haired girl spreads her arms, and ascends like some sort of freakish girlocopter. Or godocopter, as this is, in fact, Hina Kagiyama.

"You're weird," she mutters, still spinning above you. Her Magic Skirt prevents any untoward behavior.

What cry