*giggles*
Itachi: ...no way. >< Noooo way. D:
So... my friend started a comic... where Hidan and Kakuzu appeared in our Seminary class... It was AWESOME! And after school... we met up with them (like we promised) and then eventually I got so annoying that Kakuzu tied me to a tree.
And then they knock us out... and Pein tells us that we are his now... and as soon as he leaves us, (and now there were two others with us, two other friends. Well... one of them's my worst enemy, but...) everyone except me is like "We've got to get out of here!" "I dunno what the Akatsuki want with us, but... we'll probably wind up dead!"
But I said "No. I don't want to leave."
"But they'll... they'll kill you."
"I DON'T CARE! To see Itachi ONCE... his long, silky, raven-black hair... his beautiful and intriguing Sharingan eyes (or maybe just his normal eyes. They're pretty too.)... to hear his dark, mysterious, yet gentle and soft voice... just once. I could die happily then."
"You would die to see Itachi ONCE!"
"...Of course I would!"
"..."
"...I... I love him."
"We know."
And then I leave... go offscreen...
"Itachi-kaizer!"
A few seconds later... SPLAT! ...I died. >.> Itachi didn't kill me, he just shoved me outta the way... it was Kisame who killed me.
But for some reason Jashin brings me back... (my friend couldn't bear to permanently delete me from her comic)... as an immortal! Itachi shall never see the end of me!
...though... one of my other friends brought up a good point...
"Not only would you stalk him... I'd bet you'd try to sleep with him."
My expression: O///O
My other friends think she's right... but I do not. As much as I love Itachi, at least I respect him. I'd only sleep with him if he let me. So there. XP