The insanely random Pokemon story....

Which started tap dancing randomly while thinking of ice cream. Then one of the Spearow..
 
accidently pressed the big red button that said DO NOT PRESS THIS BIG READ BUTTON ACCIDENTALLY!!!!!!11lol!!!!!11!!! and the next thing the spearow knew it was in...
 
The Snorlax's stomach. The Snorlax now feeling somewhat satiated unexpectedly, decided to...
 
...take a nap, but it wanted a nice big bed. So, Snorlax used Rollout and started heading for Celadon Department Store...
 
finds its way to Orre, where it is found by Gonzap who raises it to terrorize...
 
proceeds to fire tha lazors! Sadly the lasers have little effect other than to piss Munchlax off, so he eats the entire swat team...
 
... and wanders far away where he encounters another wanderer... Miror B.! The two of them decide to partner up and open...
 
A treasure chest that says the following:

Torchic's treasure chest
Property of Torchic
Do not touch except for Torchic

After they steal the treasure chest they fall off a cliff on purpose and land on the Hill Of The Ancients where they find Xatu and annoy him to the point of making Xatu fire his lazor at them and then...
 
They are so chicken that they run home all crying and wetting themselves. Their best friend sees them and crack up laughing...
 
until he turns into a kecleon and runs screaming into the night until...
 
he runs into a Shadow Pichu who glares at him with glowing red eyes before striking with...
 
an alarm clock which gives off a sound just like...
 
The staraptor crashed headfirst into a tree and it died, then...
 
Skarmorys came and started picking at its bones untill a 3 legged growlithe scared them away
 
Then a mightyena came and ate the growlithe
 
and the it got caught in an ariados web and got eaten
 
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