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Yo mama's so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing she said ain't you ever seen a mobile home?

Yo mama's so fat I had to take 2 planes 3 buses and 5 cabs just to get on her good side

Yo mama's so fat NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the ozone layer
 
Yo mama's so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book

Yo mama's so fat the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale

Yo mama's so fat she got a part-time job as a trampoline.

Yo mama's so stank she made Right Guard go left Speed Stick slow down and Ban come off strike
 
Yo mama's so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for indecent exposure.
 
Alright its a time for Mexico State mottos! First the spanish motto and the the US seemingly one

United Mexican States State Mottos (Hooray for Mexico!)

AguasCalientes: Por tu culpa y pedos, Ask about our fried Blastoise with Habanero sauce.

Baja California: Voy a re..mesclar al idiota que robo a california, So california was robed, and contaminated by disney? and gambling?

Baja California Sur: Si matas a ballenas, te matamos a ti. Oh we're peaceful alright.

Chihuahua: Tatatututata, chihuahua, tatatutuataha, CHIHUAHUA! Our dogs are better than Egypts!
 
Yo mama's so dumb her cereal and milk hasta come with a lifeguard.

Yo mama's so ugly I heard your dad met her @ a dog show.
 
yo mama so loud that the deaf could hear!
 
Yo mama's so dumb she put lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
 
yo mama so fat her shadow weighs 100 lbs

yo mama is so fat she fell down and tripped i didn't laugh but the ground was cracking up!
 
Yo mama's so fat she tripped and made the Grand Canyon.
 
yo mama so fat she did a cannon ball in the gulf of Mexico and made hurricane catrina

you mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
 
Yo mama's so tall she tripped on a rock and hit her head on the moon.
 
yo mama is so fat and proud when she stepped on a scale she yelled "to infinity and beyond!"
 
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said "One person @ a time please"
 
Yo mama's so disgusting, she changed "share the glory" to "share to toilet"

Ok i'm not a good joke maker

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
 
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