Why does May have rabbit ears and has a pokeball on her bandana? No offense, but that looks like May going to a WTF convention. But, A for effort.
About all you guys wanting to catch May, it just seems too typical. Wouldn't you rather SAVE her from the fanboys, rather than taking her for yourself and hugging the heck outta her like a stuffed animal? I would offer her a ride in my car if a had and was old enough for one, and drop her off where Ash and co. are. Typical, I know. But it's what I would do.
And for giggles, here's a little thing I made up.
Joining a May fanclub: Free.
Looking at pictures at May in a bathing suit: Free.
Wanting to have May to be real and be your friend/girlfriend for life: Priceless.