.::.THE N I N J A CLUB!.::.

lol We would hear it hear us? That's makes so little sense, it's logical!! @.@
 
Well our resident Waffle Ninja, Waffle-San was sad today, so I used my ninja skills to try cheering him up. It didnt work, so everyone tell Waffle-San that he should be happy!
 
:O! *points at computer* Stop being a butt!

anyways... uhmm..
OMFG! I used my totally awesome ninja skillz to scare the ---- out of my friend.

she was swinging on my hammock in my backyard when she was supposed to be looking for me (we were playing an orignal type of hide-and-seek) and i started silently walking down the hill in my backyard toward her, (she was faced away from me, pushing off of the tree) and i was about 5 feet away from her when she got out of the hammock and turned around toward me and she SCREAMED. she jumped up in the air like 3 feet and SCREAMED. she and i both fell on the ground laughing so hard, i couldn't even stop.
 
:O! *points at computer* Stop being a butt!

anyways... uhmm..
OMFG! I used my totally awesome ninja skillz to scare the ---- out of my friend.

she was swinging on my hammock in my backyard when she was supposed to be looking for me (we were playing an orignal type of hide-and-seek) and i started silently walking down the hill in my backyard toward her, (she was faced away from me, pushing off of the tree) and i was about 5 feet away from her when she got out of the hammock and turned around toward me and she SCREAMED. she jumped up in the air like 3 feet and SCREAMED. she and i both fell on the ground laughing so hard, i couldn't even stop.

Sounds fun. XD

I used my Ninja skillz to avoid detention. O_o I stole a marker from the teacher's desk (I couldn't find one to do stuff on the whiteboard, so...) And the teacher was all like "Where'd my marker go?"
And then when she wasn't looking, I put it back on the desk. She totally didn't notice... >:D
 
O-M-G my other friend did that, i think he's a ninja too!
but we were all just working in groups in our class room, and he has a reputation of randomly taking stuff off of our teachers desk and hiding it in his own. so the teacher was out of the room and he went over and started looking for her keys but he found her cell phone, so he took that and put it in his pocket. he went to go sit down and he's like "Mine now!" holding ti up for everyone to see, and our teacher walked in. we all gasped and he pulled his hand down and turned around and saw her, we all started laugihng and she yelled at us. he subtly went over to her desk and pretended to reach for a kleenex and set the phone down. our teacher was like "are you okay, andrew?" (his name)
and everyone started laughing again
 
Well sounds like him is stupid! Waffle-San used his ninja skills to inflitrate my class today to watch a movie and get out of science. And he succeeeded! *gives him round of applesauce, I mean applause*
 
I like applesauce, yum :) Nice pictures Izy, I like the last one best. NIce new Avy too. And nice sig, midnight.
Well my Science teacher is like 80 years old (actually I think she's actually 79) and my microwave has better eyesight then her, so it wasn't that hard.

What was cooler, is well i'll ahve to give you the whole story.

*Warning Some Randomness will be included in the falling paragraphs. If you do not have a sense of humour skip to the end to hear the true tree happenings*

So Me and a couple of my friends were playing basketball when all of a sudden out of no where we got attacked by hundreds of Roosters. I guess our Chicken perfume made them think we were trying to steal their mates. SO we were beating them off with a soccer ball and basketball when a Tiger showed up. We were all "It's okay Tiger we've got everything under control," so he was all "well fine, no one needs me, god." And then he left.
So now that the Rooster's were taken control of we decided, hey lets go dance on those garbage can cause you know you havn't lived until you've danced on a garbage can. So we were having a blast on top of the garbage cans where we fell off into this gooey substance. We were stuck there for 87 days and 412 nights, until finally when we got out we decided we should do something. We decided to finish our basketball when my friend roofed the ball.

Okay so i headed to the other side of the school where there was this tree growing with some branches hanging over towards the school roof. So I got teh bright Idea to climb it to get onto the roof. So there I was about 14-16 feet (I'd say based on my height) in the air. So I started to inch my way across the branch, which was not a good idea cause every step it started to bend sown until I could hear some faint cracking sounds. Since I couldn't do that, i found a little bit stronger branch for my right hand, a branch that was resting on the roof (so hopefully I could use that as leverage) and another two branches for my remaining limbs.
So with my weight spread out I managed to walk about half way to the roof. As I could hear some cracks I couldn't walk any farther, So I inched my arms up further so i was stretched out more horizontally over the ground. I still wasn't close enough, so i let go of my left hand and jsut kinda jumped, The "strong" branch my right hand was on fell but as it was falling I managed to swing I guess, and get my right hand on the roof. Where I pulled myself up and found three soccer balls.

Ya I'm an idiot I know, but I had fun. Well now that I'm okay except for a couple scratches, i can say I had fun.
 
That's why you need to carry smoke bombs with you at all times. Very useful in such situation, Izy-sensei.
 
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