I announce that i am a ninja in my school, and that pirates suck, but everyone was just like "ok...?"
and one of my friends thinks she can control my ninja status. the fool.
i used my ninja-ish powersh to find a teacher of mine on myspace, it was actually kinda akward, and i told my friend (the 'ninja-keeper') and she's like "Congrats! I now dub you from ninja to SUPER NINJA!"
I'm like "whatever..."