GUYS!!! Omg I've been wanting to say this since... Yesterday...
Anyways, I have started a ninja/pirate war at my school!!
My friend had claimed that she was a pirate to me so i shouted (well, texted) "IT IS WAR!!!" So now we're recruiting everyone we can to our own teams. I have 2/3 of our grade and she has 1/5 of our grade. The other fraction is undecided, so I said i'd spare them as long as they didn't side with the pirates. I've even gotten rather physical with a few people claiming to be pirates. They're ninjas now, mostly cuz they're more scared of me then that pirate.
But one of them even dared to hit me! It was the cheapest shot ever. I turned around to ask a fellow ninja something and he hit my face. I fell backwards, something i'm embarassed to admit, and just laid there. But I got him back, oooooooooh you can count on that, i got him back.
But i'm so good that I even recruited two eigth graders (that's a feat I must say, to even be friends with someone in a higher grade than you) and two teachers. two teachers!
I'm such an awesome ninja ^-^