Eos Aduro
The Kid with the Bullet Soul
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- Seen May 13, 2014
Pirates are lower on the evolutionary scale than paramescium.
paramescium? is that like the activity of parmesan cheese or something? lol that's kinda what it sounds like. shows how uneducating my school is...
You know who could be really good ninjas? Cheerleaders. Like, we're taught to get to the other side of a formation w/o drawing attention from the crowd. and our feet have to be silent. And a flier, they could be the best, doing cool stuff in the air before you land. Cheerleaders are now ninjas in my head
Well, yeah but still
We were playing capture the flag, and I caught a known pirate, so i was all like you cant beat my ninja skills, and she was like watch me, and I was all like catch you four times.
Yeah, it was guys versus girls, we won 25-15.
And thats saying something, since I go to a french school the girl to guy ration is like 2-1, so they had double our numbers.
Woooow.
You know what my friend gave me?
She gave me a book that pretty much teaches you how to be a ninja!
and its all totally serious too!
But you know what killed me? The K-4 class in our school had a pirate day, the place was swarming with pirates! It took all of my self-control not to take down every one of the little 4-year-olds >.<