One day, Luigi was on the toilet reading newspaper when a large purple snake burst through the window and put him in a headlock when a hobo asked Jimmy for some spare change and a bowl of potato salad so he can trade it for magic beans so he could GIVE MARIO THE SLAP FOR NOT APPRECIATING HIM ENOUGH, EVEN WHEN HE RISKED HIS LIFE BY GOING INTO A CREEPY MANSION which contains a lot of Boos and Goobas throwing a party in which Bowser is the clown and Mario annihilates Pokemon and kills Bowser after the stag party which is really a trap for flippy the magic penguin which Mario skinned alive and wore in NSMBWii a game which is SUPAH SPECIAL DESU AND then the game was over because for some unkown reason the evilest person in the world bill gates came and saved the day whilst in a parallel universe, far far away, Princess Peach is getting ready to rescue Mario from the evil King Homozer but then ROUTE 1 started playing desu-ly and ash got scared of pikachu because it ate Sonic the Hedgehog and gave him gas but suddenly, out of the bush came a magnetically charged, red lighning pikachu which